Originally Posted by
Tanegashima
A Joe Camel video game would have been amazing!! You could be Joe Camel and the goal of the game could be to get as many young children to smoke as humanly possible. It would have been amazing!
Your weapons: the smooth, mellow flavor of Camel cigs; endless and effortless cool; and a bazooka.
the bosses could have been anti-smoking ''uncool'' people; the first boss has to be meddling parents, then a D.A.R.E. officer and so on.
The final level should take place in Congress with Joe Camel fighting congressman and senate committees as it builds up to the final boss: THE SURGEON GENERAL! Who will have a rocket sled; and missile launchers!