Useless things

Lol, Dora the Explora. I'm fine with Blue's Clues, but Dora kind of annoys me. I it's the excessive repetitive singing and Spanish. BC doesn't have near that much singing and somehow I have a feeling that 3-4 year olds that can barely talk as is will confuse the Spanish words they learn for English.

The show first aired when I was ten, so I remember I would have fun answering her during her absurdly long pauses after her questions. Something like,

What was your favorite part?
When you shot Boots in the chest and he collapsed and bled to death at your feet while you just watched and smiled.
I liked that too!

Ah, I had such an intelligent sense of humor.

You do realize humor can be intelligent without consisting of dead babies and violence, right?

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Originally Posted by Honey the Cat

You do realize humor can be intelligent without consisting of dead babies and violence, right?

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nonsense

Inedible ice cream cones.

[edit] Make that w/ low fat, 0-carb ice cream. ;)

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Originally Posted by 17daysolderthannes

nonsense

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Edgy Card much?

I think we all need to remember that 17days knows everything and is better than you. End of story. Also, he is *NOT* a douche.

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Originally Posted by TheRollingStoner

I think we all need to remember that 17days knows everything and is better than you. End of story. Also, he is *NOT* a douche.

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Verbatim from 17days' business card, if I'm not mistaken.

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Originally Posted by MrMatthews

Verbatim from 17days' business card, if I'm not mistaken.

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We here at TheRollingStoner Industries are not at liberty to divulge our sources. We recommend that you consult with 17 days directly.

I never called anyone a douche.

We aint talking bout you brah, you aint that special

Well, I suppose not being too special is better than everyone remembering you were banned 5-6 times and vultureing* you for it while trying to redeem yourself. But hey, I was accepted here before I told everyone my identity because everyone thought of me as some average new member.

*You know how vultures tend to eat away at carcasses? That's where I got the term.

If you want redemption, why don't you try reclaiming the Holy Land?

more useless things!

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Originally Posted by Honey the Cat

Well, I suppose not being too special is better than everyone remembering you were banned 5-6 times and vultureing* you for it while trying to redeem yourself.

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You are a rare except in this Sega-16 world, you've been banned at least 6 times and have the gall to return.

If you wanna talk redemption, then there is but one single path that might just wash away your past sins.

You will have to post a video on Youtube of *you* naming off 5 top posting members of this forum along with the forum name.
You will then have to sing or lip sync the *entire* song "Wannabe" by The Spice Girls.
You will then post said video in a thread for all of us to see your internet embarrassment.


I'm sure I'm not the only one who would give you a clean slate after that.

Well, I was technically given a clean slate for being clever enough to wait until everyone forgot about me then slipped back into the forum.