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11-21-2009, 01:18 AM
Honey the Cat

Useless things

List as many useless things as you can think of, fact or fiction. Only rule is keep it SFW.
I'll start.

Genesis emulator for 32X
Fireproof scuba gear
Glow in the Dark sunglasses
The DSi camera(s)
The Wii Retro Controller (Just use a Gamecube Controller :) )
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11-21-2009, 01:29 AM
Karakasa-Obake

Hmmm....
-Rollerskates
-the 1920's
-Rugs made out of an animal pelt(Seriously, shits tacky)
- The 1930's
-Empty bottles that are too small to hold anything of use.
-Ginormous wallets with thousands of pockets(Seriously, buy a fucking purse)
-MTV nowadays
-Anime figurines.
11-21-2009, 01:36 AM
Iron Lizard

Most Harbor Freight tools
11-21-2009, 01:38 AM
Collision Cat

The classic, chocolate teapot!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B36ZlKNQVS...200/teapot.jpg
11-21-2009, 01:44 AM
Honey the Cat

"Let's Play" videos (PLAY THE FUCKING GAME YOURSELF)
Videos like this:

TheEdge (Thank God he's gone)
Naruto/DBZ/Final Fantasy/Sonic AMV's
11-21-2009, 01:55 AM
hydroMorphoneMat

Is that video real?

And ya MTV is pretty useless. Viva la bam reruns for what seems atleast a decade + rob and big. After their shows they show some lady step on a model car or old hercules movies.. and now their playing southpark first episodes like its brand fucking new again.. jesus I hate that channel. Saw that shit when I was like 6.
11-21-2009, 02:09 AM
Karakasa-Obake

Quote:

Originally Posted by hydroMorphoneMat

Is that video real?

And ya MTV is pretty useless. Viva la bam reruns for what seems atleast a decade + rob and big. After their shows they show some lady step on a model car or old hercules movies.. and now their playing southpark first episodes like its brand fucking new again.. jesus I hate that channel. Saw that shit when I was like 6.

I know right? It's like the forgot its called MUSIC television.
That's right, underlined and italicized for emphasis. I went there. In fact, I went there so far, I cant even get back without using a GPS.
Can somebody pick me up?
11-21-2009, 02:32 AM
Metal_Sonic

VH1 is even worse in my opinion.
11-21-2009, 02:40 AM
hydroMorphoneMat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karakasa-Obake

I know right? It's like the forgot its called MUSIC television.
That's right, underlined and italicized for emphasis. I went there. In fact, I went there so far, I cant even get back without using a GPS.
Can somebody pick me up?

That's sig worthy. Lol very clever. Lmao.

Vh1... could have gone there too if they kept doing flavor flav's show or I love new york.
Their almost there I guess.
I liked I love money.

Plus they show some cool stuff on drugs occasionally,
11-21-2009, 02:40 AM
Why-Disciple

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/stup...love-boat1.jpg
11-21-2009, 03:19 AM
Rusty Venture

Solar powered flashlights.
11-21-2009, 03:37 AM
Honey the Cat

Code:

Hurt and Heal W Instant Deal 10 damage to target player. That player gains 10 life.

Sorry don't have MSE at the moment.
11-21-2009, 06:05 AM
Devil N

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karakasa-Obake

Hmmm....

(...)

- The 1930's

If it weren't for the 30's, we wouldn't have had the 40's.

So... yeah.
11-21-2009, 09:29 AM
hydroMorphoneMat

Then after that we wouldt have elvis. So fuck you useless dumbasses who said that. ' a little less conversation a little more action please'
11-21-2009, 09:40 AM
hydroMorphoneMat

I bet knuckle duster is behind that video!
11-21-2009, 09:43 AM
Knuckle Duster

I bet double-triple-and-quadruple-posting in random threads is going to get you banned before any of the stupid insults will.
11-21-2009, 09:52 AM
TheRollingStoner

Solar-powered flashlight EDIT: I see Mr. Venture beat me to it. *Bows head* Sorry, me lord.
Jamesdude
Raul Julia *ducks and covers* Just kidding, I love Julia.
Saying the word "machine" after you say "ATM"
That thing that I forgot what it was
The "Discussion" thread
11-21-2009, 04:18 PM
Honey the Cat

Quote:

Originally Posted by hydroMorphoneMat

I bet TheEdge is behind that video!

Fixed.
11-21-2009, 04:34 PM
17daysolderthannes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karakasa-Obake

-Anime figurines.

THANK YOU!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Lizard

Most Harbor Freight tools

lol, and I know this first hand because my über cheap dipshit boss/store owner at Play N Trade made me buy all shitty tools from there. They might as well write "disposable" on all of their stuff.

other useless stuff:

Grey's Anatomy
money clips
a car in NYC
the Wii (makes a nice Dreamcast stand, though)
AIDS (or all STDs for that matter, why you gotta be a playa hata STDs?)
new versions of Sonic, TMNT, and any other show that was awesome in the early 90's
11-21-2009, 05:36 PM
Ecco

Sporks.

Also: laws that prevent adults from buying alcohol at certain times of day. VERY early this morning (Saturday) I was buying groceries for a surprise b-day party for my girl tonight. In addition to tons of food, I had two cases of beer and so first thing, the cashier says that you can't buy alcohol until 8:30am. I was about 2 hours too early. Wow, THANK GOD for laws that make it harder for people to drink before the ripe hour of 8:30am on a Saturday!

Of course I've bought beer LATE AT NIGHT plenty of times, like midnight or 1:00am, iirc. So this morning I just happened to shop during the small window of time that it's ILLEGAL to buy booze, for like 4 or 5 hours. :bs:

Actually, aren't ALL such laws useless (and WRONG) that are based on forcing someone's arbitrary values on everyone else... I'd prefer to decide my own arbitrary values, thank you! :cool:
11-21-2009, 06:02 PM
Rusty Venture

Yeah I don't even understand those laws. I'm not sure who that is supposed to stop from buying booze.
11-21-2009, 08:44 PM
17daysolderthannes

yeah, alcohol purchase times are absolutely stupid. Anyone knows a real alcoholic that is going to be drunk at 7 AM is going to have a big ass stash anyway, you're just inconveniencing people that have work early in the morning and want to pick up stuff for later.
11-21-2009, 10:56 PM
Honey the Cat

Whining about retarded laws on a gaming forum. Seriously, if you're gonna whine about it, take it to court.
11-22-2009, 04:36 AM
Rusty Venture

Apparently this conversation isn't up to the twice banned member's lofty standards.

Please tell me Aqua, how would you do things better?
11-22-2009, 05:16 AM
MrMatthews

Only twice, Rusty?

You're forgetting that "Aqua Hedgehog" was banned twice, and he returned at least two more times after that and was quickly bum-rushed by Vinny (under the "Vista" name and something else with "King" in it). Then there was . . . shit, I forget the name. Kagemaru? Daniel Craig's Bond was the avatar. That account was quickly discovered by JohnnyB and myself.

Then, the infamous "Boobowski" attempt.

By my count, this is the sixth documented time Aqua has returned to these forums.
11-22-2009, 05:37 AM
Rusty Venture

Six times?

Aqua sure has a hard-on for this place.
11-22-2009, 05:41 AM
Knuckle Duster

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMatthews

By my count, this is the sixth documented time Aqua has returned to these forums.
11-22-2009, 01:57 PM
TheRollingStoner

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

Aqua sure has a hard-on for this place.

Don't you? BLASPHEMY!!!
11-22-2009, 04:28 PM
17daysolderthannes

don't you see, he's fitting perfectly into his own thread.

he's making a useless argument against a useless argument.
11-22-2009, 05:18 PM
Rusty Venture

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRollingStoner

Don't you? BLASPHEMY!!!

It's a chubby, but not full hard on.
11-22-2009, 05:20 PM
TheRollingStoner

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

It's a chubby, but not full hard on.

Fair enough. Carry on.
11-22-2009, 05:48 PM
Honey the Cat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knuckle Duster

:P
11-23-2009, 03:20 AM
Honey the Cat

Quote:

Originally Posted by 17daysolderthannes

don't you see, he's fitting perfectly into his own thread.

he's making a useless argument against a useless argument.

THIS is how it's done.
11-23-2009, 03:39 AM
Knuckle Duster

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...kis_finger.jpg
11-24-2009, 12:13 AM
Honey the Cat

Time to cast Ultima on this thing?
11-24-2009, 12:18 AM
Knuckle Duster

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...ad_dogging.jpg
11-26-2009, 10:30 AM
QuickSciFi

diets
11-26-2009, 01:00 PM
Deo

The people dancing at the beginning of the Thanksgiving Day Parade, and the crappy teen pop people lipsyncing on the floats.
11-26-2009, 01:40 PM
Rusty Venture

Your first parade watching experience?
11-26-2009, 01:51 PM
mick_aka

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