Rusty is taking a shot at me (it's Matthews, by the way - no "r"), but he's right. Years of pornography have dulled my imagination to a point where if I don't actually see a chick in a sexual situation, I don't think of her that way.
My nerdy friends were always trying to make defintive lists of their all-time hottest celebrities. They were picking actresses like Natalie Portman and Famke Jansen; all I could think of were porn starlets.
*weeps silently*


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