Worst Films EVAR!!

[VinnyT]

You mean...we're going...OFFTOPIC?!?!?!?!?



Discuss.

[The Jackal]

It's a Blu Ray box with a dog on it: looks ok. Don't really think much of the cheap sunshine effect though...

[Nobi]

Swarzenegger - Hercules in New york. Thats really the shittiest movie I ever watched.



I tollay agree, I watch Cobra randomly over and overt again for good action. It's absolutely classic 80's action movie.



I enjoyed machete a lot! at last some movie now days had fine laughable one liners like "machete dont text" "machete iprovises" amongs others. Laughed and enjoyed that movie a lot and really the opening scene in the movie is so spectacular scene amonst diehard 80's style action flicks so this is one of the best action movies made tbh.

That movie needed a little more Steven Seagal and a little less Lindsey Lohan. They had Seagal and Deniro on the same movie and that was the best they could do?

I don't know, I guess I was hoping for more of an action movie instead of a not so funny comedy.

I was also very dissapointed in Jessica Biel's ass. It really looked deflated and weaker than usual.

That movie was just bad, Horrible CG effects(With someone like Tom Savini on the cast, why not use him for special effects?), and Bad casting especially.

[NeoVamp]

Machete was pretty terrible, seems like the entire cast was improvising due to not having a script or something.
and Robert Rodriguez's way of using strong females becomes extremely boring,
it was fun in Planet Terror, but then you notice its how he directs all the women in his films.

Robert Rodriguez : Ok now emerge from the back of the van with the huge gun i gave you, yes.. now lick your lips and look hot..
yes great! now look like you're out to deliver a major asswhooping, yes now deliver your forced cool lines.. NO JUST KEEP WALKING LIKE A MODEL!!!
aah fuck it I'll cut to an explosion!

>_<

[yitao]

Iron Man 2, definitely the worst I ever ever see

[Iron Lizard]

I have to add the Fountain to this list.

[MrMatthews]

Machete was pretty terrible, seems like the entire cast was improvising due to not having a script or something.
and Robert Rodriguez's way of using strong females becomes extremely boring,
it was fun in Planet Terror, but then you notice its how he directs all the women in his films.

Robert Rodriguez : Ok now emerge from the back of the van with the huge gun i gave you, yes.. now lick your lips and look hot..
yes great! now look like you're out to deliver a major asswhooping, yes now deliver your forced cool lines.. NO JUST KEEP WALKING LIKE A MODEL!!!
aah fuck it I'll cut to an explosion!

>_<

Rep for this. Robert Rodriguez is a fool.

Edit: What, I've already repped you? I guess I like you more than I thought I did...

[retrospiel]

Technically not the worst film ever, but the theme with the bad Russians and heroic Taliban is hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eho-yqsoU9Q#t=5m18s