Worst Actors EVAR!!

[MrMatthews]

Your profundity has given me goosebumps, Rusty.

[M4R14NO94]

I think Jim Carrey is quite at what he does.

Worst: Tommy Wiseau - "You're TÄÄÄÄRING me apart, Lisa!"

"I did not hit her, it's not true, this is bullshit, I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Mark"

[Take That Punk!]

So, that would make Speed the worst movie ever, right?

I never noticed that, probably why I have never seen the movie! Anyway, Reeves filmed a movie in Buffalo last year called Henry's Crime or some shit. I'll probably watch because I know a couple extras that were filmed.

[The Jackal]

lol, you like all those movies that are worst jim carrey producion and hate the best. Omg laughed at ace 1 and 2 and the mask and me and irene. They are ones of the best laughing movies all times.

Oh, I forgot about Me, Myself and Irene - yeah, he's good in that. Still dislike him in the the Ace Ventura films (number 2 is one of the worst movies I've ever seen).

[Rusty Venture]

That's because Ace Ventura 2 is a piece of shit.....aside from the "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" scene.

I let the first slide because there are some choice quotes from the movie...and because this was pretty much his first post "In Living Color" movie and doing In Living Color-ish antics.

[David J.]

Dane Cook. UGH. I hate his comedy, but this guy sucks even more as an actor...yet he was decent in the moving Waiting.

[Metal_Sonic]

Keanu Reeves- Yeah I know he has improved and is many times better than he was. Unfortunately for him zero times zero is still zero.

When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. SO when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in, but Keanu Reeves.

I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Keanu, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Keanu put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

[Melf]

[Rusty Venture]

When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. SO when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in, but Keanu Reeves.

I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Keanu, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Keanu put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

What a down to earth guy.

[acdc]

THAT BITCH FROM PIRATES OF THE CARIBEAN
JEZUS WHAT A STUCKINGFUCKUPSUCKINGCUCKHOLEMOUTH SHE HAS
OEOEOEOEOEOEWIEEE

[snotmaw]

I am so thankful that the live-action Cowboy Bebop movie Keanu Reeves was going to star in finally died, that shit would have been god awful

[Rusty Venture]

@ACDC You mean Keira Knightly?



"King Arthur" was on TV a few weeks ago and I made the comment "that top of hers sure isn't straining to hold things in".

I had a buddy who lived in Derby and he claimed her English accent was fake. Any monocle wearers wanna confirm/deny this?

[Mr Smith]

Keira Knightly, is a vastly overrated actress. I can automatically tell a film is going to be tosh if her name is in the billing.

She is indeed English and her accent is known as "toff". Most fakers tend to sound "white South Africian" or "learning difficulties cockney rogue". It is not surprising your friend from Derby has never heard of such an accent, as nobody with any remote social status or graces has lived in that pointless shoebox city ever (although not the entire shire, which is one of the most beautiful in Monocle Land).

[jerry coeurl]

Man, I don't understand the Leo hate/ambivalence! I think he's one of the best actors working today. He really impressed me in The Departed and Shutter Island, and I've heard great things about his performance in Inception as well.

Speaking of Inception, man I got to see that. I think I'm the only person left who hasn't.

[GeckoYamori]

Keira Knightley ruins every film she's in. In Pirates all I wanted was Johnny Depp saying something witty, not her overdramatic whining.

And Leo has done a great job overhauling his old "pretty boy" image into a more serious actor. Seems to have worked out better for him than Marky Mark.