What color is Jim's red gun?
A) Blue
B) Green
C) Yellow
Is Jim dyslexic?
A) Sey
B) Yes
C) No
How does Jim spell his first name?
A) JMI
B) MIJ (because, of course, he's dyslexic)
C) IJM
Seven times seven equals:
A) 49
B) Forty-nine
C) C'mon, I really need this power-up!
Who are you?
A) Who, who, who, who?
B) I really want to know.
C) Now tell me--who are you?
When bowling, Psy-Crow needs 7 pins to win. He should:
A) Hit reset and get a spare if no one sees
B) Aim at the right side of the pins
C) Aim at the left side of the pins
Can I borrow ten dollars but only take five? That way I'll owe you five
dollars and you'll owe me five and we'll both be even.
A) O.K.
B) Huh?
C) I don't have any money on me right now
Winning a coupon for a discount on something you have to buy is
A) Part of the 'Contract With America'
B) The way I met my last wife
C) Not winning anything
If I said you had a nice personality, would you
A) Be flattered
B) Agree
C) Hold it against me
Does misery love company?
A) None of your beeswax
B) No, 3 is company
C) No, misery is not mature enough to distinguish between a simple-pre
adolescent crush and true love
Does Jim have piranha in his aquarium?
A) A
B) B
C) Both A and B