"a small-headed man, of limited means, who lost a fight with a chicken"
Are you a man dreaming you were a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming you were a man?
"a small-headed man, of limited means, who lost a fight with a chicken"
Are you a man dreaming you were a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming you were a man?
Lift Pete Rose's lifetime ban from MLB and put him in the hall of fame.
Seriously.
The governer introduces you to his daughter. She is currently being courted by Duke Montalblan. What do you do?
. Make Pleasant Conversation
. Propose Marriage
Make pleasant conversation. I can't compete with Duke Montalban.
What's Professor X's one weakness?
Ken, because we'd simply let him win, probably.
Why do you have the stereo on if you're watching tv?
I JUST LIKE KNOWING IT'S THERE!
What was the last music CD you purchased? And it has to actually be a physical copy, too.
I once got in trouble for spelling color "colour", and she wouldn't take the answer of "But that's how it's supposed to be spelled!"
And Orange.
Fox Trot suddenly stopped doing dailes; why wasn't I told?
Did it? I haven't noticed. My paper used to only get the Sundays for a while and then picked up the dailies, maybe it's just a regional thing.
Hey, who else misses Calvin and Hobbes?
OMG ME! I miss that SO MUCH! It pretty much taught me how to read. Seriously. I read books to my Kindergarten class before they even knew what "V"'s were.
Will you be a savior to the broken, and join the black parade?
Eww, no. Hell no.
"They brandished a gun, and pointed it directly at his face, and there, on the cobblestone roads, silence took over, and he said 'go ahead, son, but you're making a big mistake...don't you know who the f**k I am?"
Ask my gun, if it cares.... BAAAM!
What's that smell?
Bare Knuckle III rules! Also, the music in this game is freakin awesome.
SMELL THAT SHOE!
Do you love me today?
Lemme sleep on it.
Will you love me forever?
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