Another anti-killer game campain in Germany...

[Mr Smith]

Dark & Long's second thought is indeed awesome, just play Blood.

If you want violent games you should buy Kingpin.

Ebay.co.uk is your friend!

[108 Stars]

...so I´ll have to try ebay UK then.
At least I can understand the language there, and French people can not be trusted!

[Rusty Venture]

I can trust these French people:

Daft Punk
Jean Reno
Gerard Depardieu

But 108 Stars should play Doom. How else is he going to magically transform into a murderous psychopath??

Well he could play a "sniper game" and, after playing that for a few days, he could suddenly have skills that are as good as any Army trained sniper.

[108 Stars]

I can trust these French people:

Daft Punk
Jean Reno
Gerard Depardieu

But Jean Reno hates video-games, so how can you trust such a man?!
In an interview with a German magazine regarding Onimusha 3 he said that those games are bad and he doesn´t like them at all. He just gave his big nose for that game because it meant good payment for no work at all!

[Rusty Venture]

Yeah, but he played "The Professional" and that is instant cool points.

[GeckoYamori]

You forgot Jarre

[Rusty Venture]

Never heard of him.

[Mendicant]

But Jean Reno hates video-games, so how can you trust such a man?!

He's just pissed about losing at DDR in "Wasabi".

[Rusty Venture]

But kicking all manner of ass is better than DDR

And his character was downing finger scoops of wasabi.

[Mendicant]

...but so can I. Plus I suck at DDR. You don't see me hating videogames.

[108 Stars]

Today the German media have found a new killer game: Final Fantasy.

Two teenagers who stabbed two people to death called themselves by the names of Sephiroth and Rude.
Now the news announced that the two lived in the world of the killer-game FF VII, where you have to murder without mercy.
They didn´t even bother to find out anything about thr game...
Hell, even fucking Star Wars is more brutal than FF!

[Mr Smith]

BAN FINAL FANTASY!!!

I do not want my kids playing that vile and violent game.
Hell, I play a really old and crappy on-line game called Continuum where you have to blow up other people's spaceships. I am now asking myself the question "why is a diplomacy option not added" so instead of enjoying going around and shooting other people I can have the fun of diffusing a combat situation with my words. Continuum clearly encourages hatred among people of different races and religions and I'd wager good money that both Hitler and Stalin owned copies of these games.

BAN ALL VIDEO GAMES

[TheGZeus]

GERMANY???
My warmongering ancestors weep!

But seriously, this if NUTS.

[Rusty Venture]

Now if they had based their lives around "Final Fantasy X-2" then they could have cross-dressed and used magical dance attacks to smite their enemies.

[Mendicant]

Now the news announced that the two lived in the world of the killer-game FF VII, where you have to murder without mercy.
They didn´t even bother to find out anything about thr game...

How could the media miss out on the other fifty seven Final Fantasy games "where you have to murder without mercy." Atleast Doom had the dubious fortune of being One (or two) of it's kind. There are Final Fantasy games by the buttloads... and it's not like only you have to murder without mercy in FFVII.

Now if they had based their lives around "Final Fantasy X-2" then they could have cross-dressed and used magical dance attacks to smite their enemies.

Just be glad they didn't base their lives around "Cho Aniki".