King Kong Lives (1986)
I consider the original King Kong (1933) to be a classic, must-watch movie. Then they made a terrible re-make in '76 with Jeff Bridges. To my surprise this week, I found out that made a sequel to the re-make with Linda Hamilton. So I watched it. Wow, this movie is so bad and not in any kind of good way at all. If there was any doubt that it's a sequel, the movie starts by re-showing the ending or King Kong '76, just in case you forgot that Kong is supposed to be dead. Only somehow, he's not dead and being kept in a coma for the past ten years. And what do you do with a giant comatose ape with a thousand rounds of ammo in his heart? Why, you bring in Linda Hamilton to build him an artificial heart.
But Kong needs a blood transfusion for the operation so they hunt down another giant ape. It's not like you can just pick up giant-ape blood at Wal-mart, you know.
But it turns out to be a lady-ape so...aw, you know what? I can't go on explaining this dumb plot. Suffice it to say that there's monkey-romance (and lot's of army bullets) in the air.
Two great moments in this movie:
1. When the army sets out to look for the escaped giant apes, the general says, "They should be easy to find. They're sixty-feet tall and naked!"
2. We get to see a frog watch Kong kill and eat an alligator. I don't know why. And no, there are no subtitles. Are we supposed to forever wonder what that frog was thinking?![]()



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