Perpetual Movie Thread/What was the last movie you watched?

[johnnyb]

The Terminator; Step Brothers; Heat; Beavis and Butthead Do America. Good Times...

That is definately some good times!

[VinnyT]

I watched Up and The Hangover in the same day yesterday.

Up made me cry. And not out of laughter either. I just started bawling about 10-15 minutes in. Then by the end I'm wondering what the fuck is going on and wondering why they tainted those first 20 or so minutes.

Then The Hangover was pretty funny, but I don't need to see it twice.

[Kiba in Exile]

Sorry for the double post, but I just had to throw this out there.

Reading your posts, i've been trying to think of what actor you remind me of, and now i've got it!

Liam Neeson!

Enjoy the rest of your day.

I will. haha

[Dirt Ball Gamer]

Attention Will Ferell fans, If you have not watched HBO's tv series "Eastbound and Down" you are fucking up seriously hard. It's the best comedy series since trailor park boys. There are only 6 episodes out so far, but I'm really hoping they come back and do another season. You can watch them online if you go to www.icefilms.info and hit up the tv section. Definitely watch the episodes in order so you know whats going on, you won't regret it.

[genocide-superstar]

Attention Will Ferell fans, If you have not watched HBO's tv series "Eastbound and Down" you are fucking up seriously hard. It's the best comedy series since trailor park boys. There are only 6 episodes out so far, but I'm really hoping they come back and do another season. You can watch them online if you go to www.icefilms.info and hit up the tv section. Definitely watch the episodes in order so you know whats going on, you won't regret it.

Agreed, I'm pretty sure they confirmed a second season is in the works as well (I almost lost it when Kenny prematurely ejaculated). Also, The Life & Times of Tim is another awesome HBO show.

On topic, I recently saw The Hangover, and I don't remember laughing that hard in a good while (except for Arrested Development re-viewings). Hopefully this means Zach Galifianakis will get more movies, even though I guess he's kind of averse to them.

[MrMatthews]

Watched 3:10 to Yuma again last night. What an awesome movie.

[TheEdge]

I heard the new Terminator Movie isn't good. Some online reviewer said that the flash backs of the battlefields in T1 and T2 were more exciting then the new movie.

and Christian Bale does his Batman voice through the entire movie.

ack!


(pops in KRULL in the VHS player)

[Metal_Sonic]

Watched 3:10 to Yuma again last night. What an awesome movie.

Eh.

[Dirt Ball Gamer]

Krull on VHS!! Outstanding! I just watched Robin Hood with Kevin Costner, it was surprisingly better than I remembered. The only other time I had seen it was when it came out in theaters.

[MrMatthews]

Eh.

"eh?"

[johnnyb]

"eh?"

I`m with MS on that one, I almost went to sleep!

[Tanegashima]

Saw Up about a week ago; bitchen movie!!

I also just watched Alien Sex Files 3 on HBO...I have to say...for some strange reason soft-core porn movies that have these insane plots are an endless source of hilarity for me. They provide no sexual stimulation whatsoever (90% have really ugly chicks in them anyway) but the ''story" lines and "acting" is just awesome.

[VinnyT]

Movies in _ _ minutes: 3:10 to Yuma

Christian Bale: My barns on fire!


Peter Fonda: Look at me, I'm old and look like I should die, but you actually recognize my face so you know I'm surviving more than 5 minutes!


Russell Crowe: Hey, you tried to kill my gang that you can barely tell is mine!

Fonda: Good! Watcha gonna do about it?

Crowe: Ever see City Slickers?

Fonda: Damn! (shot)

Random Kid: We killed them all boss! (Shot)

Crowe: You still suck!

Bale: I saw everything and should run away with my children, but I love my cows!

Crowe: I want your horses!

Bale: Yessir!

*the horse are then found abandoned 45 seconds later*

Bale: Wow, that had no point!


Ben Foster: Russel Crowe, who I have NO affiliation with, just robbed a stage coach!


Dallas Roberts: DAMMIT! Let's take all the law enforcement in the town to the middle of the desert!

Foster: I'm the best character in this movie, bar none!

Crowe: Cool, now lets go drink and split up the money!

Roberts: You've seen Russel Crowe?

Bale: Yeah, he ran to the city you just abandoned.

Roberts: Wow, we've been had by a tactical genius!

Foster: Boss, thanks for the money, lets go!

Crowe: Wait, I need to show another dimension to a random barmaid!


Vinessa Shaw: I remember when I was in Hocus Pocus, and I thought i'd be a Disney girl forever, but now i'm being fed crap from Russel Crowe and play a whore again, but who cares!

Roberts: I've got Peter Fonda and he's been shot. I need a Doctor! And I hope it's not Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball!


Alan Tudyk: Hi, i'm the doctor!

Roberts: Dammit.

Fonda: There's horse fetus's on your wall, your not a vet who just pulled a metal ball from my gullet are you?

Tudyk: It's nice to have a conversation with a patient for once! (actual line)

Bale: Mr. Crowe! I've rushed the bar hoping to find you!

Crowe: Um, calm down dude, i'm right here!

Bale: Distracting Dialog.

Crowe: Response to Distracting Dialog.

Roberts: Your under arrest!

Crowe: Your not a sheriff, or even an officer!

Roberts: Shut up. Screw the rules, I have money! I'm suddenly making a posse to put Russel Crowe on a train to Yuma, even though we could just hang him right now!

Bale: I wanna go!

Roberts: Um, ok.

Fonda: Me too!

Roberts: Where the hell did you come from!

Fonda: I'm fucking fine, now let me fucking see this man fucking hang!

Director: Good, we met the swear quota to make this Rated R, now lets continue!

Roberts: OK, well if the old guy goes then Steve the Pirate goes too!

Tudyk: What? That makes no sense to the story other than to make me cannon fodder!

Roberts: So?


Kevin Durand: I'm the only officer, so now we have a posse!

Roberts: We'll all go to Bale's house first so we can make a switch for Crowe's gang to run after.

Everyone: But they'll catch it and turn around!

Roberts: We should be in Contention then, then Crowe will hang in prison!

Everyone: But we have a noose here in town!

Roberts: SHUT UP!

Gretchen Mol: Should we bring a criminal into the house? I don't like this at all!

Bale: I know, but for some reason no one else has a house far away from town, which is so nice and convenient.And my leg is fake, just to let you know.

Crowe: I enjoy eating this meal taken home from Outback Steakhouse, but I prefer Texas RoadHouse.

Bale :HOW DARE YOU OFFEND MY FAMILY!

Crowe: Um...

*Bang*

Everyone: Oh damn!

Tudyk: Sorry, I thought I saw something.

Roberts: You just wanted to shoot a gun didn't you.

Tudyk: ...........So?


Logan Lerman: Christain Bale is my dad, but I respect Rusell Crowe because that's who I want to be when I grow up. Oh, and my dad's a pussy, and i'll belittle him every chance I get.

Roberts: Lets' go!

*Random night scene*

Durand: Now it's time for a song to annoy you until I'm forked to death! Sung by songster Denis Leary. I'm an Asshole! I'm an Asshole! The worlds biggest asshole!

Crowe: Your the first to die!

*He's right*

Everyone else: Oh damn, he's killed a member of our posse, we should just kill him on the spot, but a vague issue of money has us going as if nothing has happened!

*the next day*

Fonda: My mother was a whore *Suddenly dies*

Crowe: I love my momma very much, and now you know that!

Everyone else: I see no reason to kill him yet.

Crowe: And now i have a shotgun on all of you!

Lerman: Put the gun down Mr. Crowe...Sir

Crowe: Dammit, fine.

Bale: I seem almost indifferent to my son being on this dangerous journey.

Crowe: Natives! Watch as I single-handedly destroy the entire party of Apaches!

Bale: I still haven't grown a spine, so you do the work.*shot*

Crowe: Undo my cuffs!

Bale: OK, but my keys fell on that rock.

Crowe: That's OK, I can get out of these cuffs by my self, but only when it's funny!

*Crow boots Bale in the face while the others stand helpless , but note at the time Crowe is handcuffed and the others still have guns*

Crowe: Ah, they're building a railroad, I'll gently take cover here.


Luke Wilson: I've always wanted to be in a western!

Crowe: I'm horrible at being discreet despite the fact I'm supposed to be the nastiest criminal around.

*meanwhile, thousands of miles away*

Foster: The coach was a fake! Let the mother burn! Were going 80 miles the other way!

Crowe's gang: He's dead, let it go!

Foster: But I don't know how to quit him! *smack* We go now!

Bale: We're looking for a murderer!

Wilson: I know nothing about that, but I've been giving Electro-Shock therapy to Russel Crowe, because I live in a damn cave with Chinese slaves and I'm bored as hell!

Roberts: We saw him first!

Wilson: Nu uh!

Roberts: Uh huh!

Wilson: Nu Uh times infinity!

Roberts: Uh Huh times Infinity plus 1!

Tudyk: Look, I'm William H. Macy in Mystery Men!

*Bale and Crowe along with the rest of the group get away, while shooting the crap out of everything, and creating an explosion for fun*

Crowe: Cool thanks bye!

Tudyk: I used a shovel! I'm awesome. WHOOOO- *shot*

Lerman: STEVE THE PIRATE! NOOOOOO!

Tudyk: Did we get away? Am I a hero!*dies*

Bale: Um sure.....

*meanwhile, on the other side of the cave*

Foster: I'm looking for Russel Crowe!

Wilson: I haven't seen him, even though his very distinguishable gun is showing from my holster. Sorry, I'm new at this.

Foster: Awesome, now it's time for me to finish what you tried to do in The Royal Tennenbaums.

WIlson: You mean fuck Gwenyth Paltrow? *shot*

Foster: Nope.

Random Chinese Slave: Basketballs! (Please someone get this joke)

Roberts: Well, all the cannon fodder has died, we've suddenly arrived in Contention. But we're early enough for a final showdown. Let me go find more cannon fodder as Bale and Crowe have character development.

Audience: Again?

Bale: I hate you!

Crowe: No you don't. You hate that I've enjoyed my life while you retreated in the Civil War and got your foot shot off, and now your son and even your wife like me more than you!

Bale: Shut up!

Crowe: *stares*

Bale: Your right.

Roberts: I've returned with the cannon fodder!

Luce Rains: I'm the Marshall, I've brought two of my best men to take Mr. Crowe to a train station 3 blocks away.

Audience: But, he's only one man!

Roberts: Believe me, you don't want to underestimate him!

Lerman: Dad, Ben Foster and his random gang are coming to town!

Foster: Where's Russel Crowe?

Crowe: Up here, come on up!

Foster: Cool, hold on though, I need to recruit the entire city to shoot your captors.

Bale: Shit.

Rains: Screw the morality, I wanna live!

*Rains and his two cannon fodder men go outside and give up, and guess what, they die*

Foster: Let my man out before I just shoot you all anyway!

Bale: Um, there ARE stairs.

Foster: SHHHHH!

Roberts: I quit! Take my money.

Bale: No, I've suddenly grown a spine and refuse to let him go!

Lerman: Dad? I respect you completely now!

Bale: Sorry, I'm too stubborn to listen.

*it's 3:00 now*

Bale: Time to run through a city like a late level in Gun!

Crowe: Ok, I've suddenly decided to go with you.

Entire town: Get Christian Bale!

Foster: Your shooting to close to Russel Crowe! *shoots entire town himself*

*Bale and Crowe make it to the train station*

Jason Henning: The trains late!

Crowe: I'll get on the train, but I'm escaping anyway.

Bale: Good, because I love you!

Foster: He's spoken for!

*Crowe gets on the train, as a cop locks him in*

Crowe: Your my best friend! I hope your not shot!

Bale: Cool, thanks! *shot*

Crowe: Dammit, the cop suddenly disappeared, I'll have to defend Bales honor himself.

Lerman: I saw City Slickers too!

Foster: Dammit, I've been trampled by cows, but am still perfectly fine!

Crowe: Give me my gun!

Foster: Here!

*Crowe pulls a Jack Nicholson in Batman and shoots his entire gang*

Crowe: Lol, losers!

Foster: But I love you!

Crowe: I'll shoot you again, in the heart, because you've already broken mine!

*Crowe gets on train as Lerman goes to Bale and cries, kinda*

Lerman: Are you okay?

Bale: I've been shot by the blond pussy kid from The Punisher, what do you think? *dies*

Crowe: *Horse Whistle* (ignore the fact that the VERY LOUD train is running at almost full speed. The horse has amazing ears)

Horse: I'm coming boss!

*Roll Credits*

[MrMatthews]

Vinny, I thought for sure you'd be on my side here. I guess I was only one who liked that movie.

I thought Russell Crowe and Christian Bale were awesome, but Ben Foster pretty much stole every scene he was in. And the barely-contained homosexuality he brought to Charlie Prince was an interesting twist.

[Jesse813]

Last Movie Watched: The Hunt for Red October