The Color of Shit

[PHANTOM2040]

It doesn't seem to make sense that shit always is brown even if you don't eat any brown food. If you eat a bunch of corn on the other hand, your shit might look like a corncob.

[zetastrike]

Shit is brown because of a substance called billirubin. It comes from the breakdown of hemoglobin and you clear it from your body through your digestive tract. Interestingly, if you have trouble clearing it and it builds up in your body, you'll turn yellow.

[MrMatthews]

It's weird when people decide to make a thread right after smoking a bowl.

[sheath]

On another note, if you want to have a panic attack in the morning try this:
A) Wonder if you have an ulcer
B) Eat Beat Salad, or Beats with anything
C) Drink too much or have a really good time so you forget said meal.
D) Wake up in the morning and take care of your three SSSs.

Instant medical scare.

[PHANTOM2040]

It doesn't seem to make sense that shit always is brown even if you don't eat any brown food. If you eat a bunch of corn on the other hand, your shit might look like a corncob.

To expound upon my first post, if shit is the waiste and it is brown, then it must be better to eat foods light in color so it is harder for them to turn brown. Also, it is good to eat food that stays the same color from the point of eating to the time of shitting. I recommend califlower, corn, carrots, and bellpeppers.

[The Coop]

I recommend "foods" like Lucky Charms, Boo Berry, and Froot Loops. They'll make your shit a bit more festive in color.

[Moirai]

To expound upon my first post, if shit is the waiste and it is brown, then it must be better to eat foods light in color so it is harder for them to turn brown. Also, it is good to eat food that stays the same color from the point of eating to the time of shitting. I recommend califlower, corn, carrots, and bellpeppers.

lol wtf!

[old man]

Purple Koolaid makes my shit green. True story.

[profholt82]

Once when I was a kid I ate an entire bag of black licorice in one sitting. The next day my number 2 was green.

[Waterfaller]

The same thing happened to me after drinking almost nothing but grape soda for 3 days. Turns out that it's the dye used in that (as well as the purple kool-aid and black licorice, I'd imagine) that colors your poop.

Fun fact: after seeing the word "shit" misspelled as "shti" online so many times, I've started actually saying "shti", or "sh'tee".

[Splatterhouse5]

You mix enough colors together, you're gonna get a brownish color. i always thought about it as a painter would when he mixes many colors together.

[Danza]

I'm loving this forum already, I'm learning all kinds of shit.

[Mr Smith]

Worse than the lolcat thread and that is shit.

[TmEE]

My shit varies from black to brown to green to yellow. When I eat blueberries then some dark blueish tone.

[omp]

Folder or scruncher?

Needs poo list