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  1. 05-20-2013, 03:30 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by KitsuneNight View Post


    words fail me
    Without joking or hyperbole, me and some associates are looking into developing a teledildonics application for Oculus Rift.

    I'm dead serious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSonicRetard View Post
    Without joking or hyperbole, me and some associates are looking into developing a teledildonics application for Oculus Rift.

    I'm dead serious.
    That would be pretty damn creepy.
    SEGA is the Messiah of Console Gaming.


    In July 2013, Exactly 164 months after Dreamcast launched, something BIG will happen at SEGA. Which is "ORBI" the world.

    All the NAYSAYERS will be silenced forever when Orbi get's its "Notice of Allowance".


    http://trademarks.justia.com/855/17/orbi-85517235.html The Beginning. Officially published in the OG:



    http://trademarks.justia.com/855/17/orbi-85517210.html July 2013. To the City and the World.
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    It would be easy to sell me on a Wii-u

    "You never got a wii, here's a selection of affordable games for it to go along with the new library of games and the newely reduced Wii-u price of $99."

    I'd go right out and buy one right now if they did that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EclecticGroove View Post
    It would be easy to sell me on a Wii-u

    "You never got a wii, here's a selection of affordable games for it to go along with the new library of games and the newely reduced Wii-u price of $99."

    I'd go right out and buy one right now if they did that.
    A $100 Wii U would be a steal.
    SEGA is the Messiah of Console Gaming.


    In July 2013, Exactly 164 months after Dreamcast launched, something BIG will happen at SEGA. Which is "ORBI" the world.

    All the NAYSAYERS will be silenced forever when Orbi get's its "Notice of Allowance".


    http://trademarks.justia.com/855/17/orbi-85517235.html The Beginning. Officially published in the OG:



    http://trademarks.justia.com/855/17/orbi-85517210.html July 2013. To the City and the World.
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    If you don't buy a Wii U you will end up like this guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zoltor View Post
    Japan on the other hand is in real danger, if Japanese men don't start liking to play with their woman, more then them selves, experts calculated the Japanese will be extinct within 300 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da_Shocker View Post
    If you don't buy a Wii U you will end up like this guy.

    I hope he doesn't hang himself with that Gamecube controller. Maybe he butt boinks with the Wii mote.
    Last edited by MrSega; 05-20-2013 at 04:26 PM.
    SEGA is the Messiah of Console Gaming.


    In July 2013, Exactly 164 months after Dreamcast launched, something BIG will happen at SEGA. Which is "ORBI" the world.

    All the NAYSAYERS will be silenced forever when Orbi get's its "Notice of Allowance".


    http://trademarks.justia.com/855/17/orbi-85517235.html The Beginning. Officially published in the OG:



    http://trademarks.justia.com/855/17/orbi-85517210.html July 2013. To the City and the World.
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    Well this thread is now NSFW.
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    coworkers walking buy just got a glimpse of naked nerd meat. Ugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Jackal View Post
    What do you do if the person has no interest in COD or the like?
    Just replace COD with Need For Speed or Assassin's Creed or Batman Arkham City or whatever they are interested in... But really!? Who doesn't love COD?

    To tell you the truth, I loved Doom & Quake but couldn't stand COD until COD:BO2... Don't ask me why, but I freakin' love it!!


    Quote Originally Posted by MrSega View Post
    A $100 Wii U would be a steal.
    I got mine for $260...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSonicRetard View Post
    coworkers walking buy just got a glimpse of naked nerd meat. Ugh.
    Disturbing NSFW material.
    SEGA is the Messiah of Console Gaming.


    In July 2013, Exactly 164 months after Dreamcast launched, something BIG will happen at SEGA. Which is "ORBI" the world.

    All the NAYSAYERS will be silenced forever when Orbi get's its "Notice of Allowance".


    http://trademarks.justia.com/855/17/orbi-85517235.html The Beginning. Officially published in the OG:



    http://trademarks.justia.com/855/17/orbi-85517210.html July 2013. To the City and the World.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbigreddog View Post
    Just replace COD with Need For Speed or Assassin's Creed or Batman Arkham City or whatever they are interested in... But really!? Who doesn't love COD?

    To tell you the truth, I loved Doom & Quake but couldn't stand COD until COD:BO2... Don't ask me why, but I freakin' love it!!
    just to hopefully get that nerd meat off my damn screen
    i dont like cod in fact i loath it

    its generic cookie cutter military copy and paste fps
    that is even more linear then a ruler with an even more inane story line then a square rpg and just about as much cut scenes
    its the same damn thing year in year out
    and i hate it
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    stil on page 4 argh !
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    LOL hey I had to make this thread more "interesting"
    Quote Originally Posted by Zoltor View Post
    Japan on the other hand is in real danger, if Japanese men don't start liking to play with their woman, more then them selves, experts calculated the Japanese will be extinct within 300 years.
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    Someone get us off this page! Maximum warp!!!
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