OK, pretend you are a WiiU salesman at a major retailer. Convince me to buy a WiiU.

[Segadream]

Walks into the thread's Wii U store........
Just back to pick up my severance, I been uh.......what.....thuh,
Im just gonna go back to the unemployment office now....Make the posts! Make the posts! Make the posts!
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[old man]

Barf, you guys must be hot for that nintendo nerd pic as much as it get's posted around here. You can bet if a nintendo thread goes on long enough at Sega-16 that pic shows up. D: And the pic I posted wasn't a sex toy. It was a teaching aid for medical students learning to do a prostate exam.

[Segadream]

You have a butt fettish huh old man.

[MrSega]

Barf, you guys must be hot for that nintendo nerd pic as much as it get's posted around here. You can bet if a nintendo thread goes on long enough at Sega-16 that pic shows up. D: And the pic I posted wasn't a sex toy. It was a teaching aid for medical students learning to do a prostate exam.

Why did it have an Xbox logo?

[Segadream]

I don't know what you are talking about my x-box looks just like that.

[KitsuneNight]

Barf, you guys must be hot for that nintendo nerd pic as much as it get's posted around here. You can bet if a nintendo thread goes on long enough at Sega-16 that pic shows up. D: And the pic I posted wasn't a sex toy. It was a teaching aid for medical students learning to do a prostate exam.

that makes sense ...i guess

its still bloody weird though

[mrbigreddog]

that makes sense ...i guess

its still bloody weird though

Agreed... But better than practicing on you!! How scary would that be? "Good morning sir, this is my 1st prostate exam, so hold on to something!"

Anyways... Reposting my reply since it was torn apart by skipping page 4.

I knew people wouldn't take this seriously... but hey! Anything for a good laugh. But seriously...

That all depends on the age...

35+ demographic

"Ever play games and your wife nags you that her favorite show is on? Get a Wii U to play on gamepad only. That way you can sit in the living room and she will won't think you're avoiding her, but you still get to kill some 12 year olds on COD!"

SOLD! Even though I'm 33... This was my main reason for getting one. Playing Xbox 360 style games and not having to wait for the kids to go to bed or make my wife have to sit and watch me play COD. That plus I love playing Mario with the kids. We all enjoy Nintendoland, Mario, Rayman Demo... It's all great! Can't wait for Mario Kart 8. Mario Kart 7 WAS the reason I got a 3DS. And still play it. But Mario Kart HD??? Hellz Yeah!!

15 - 35 demographic

"Hey man... You play Call of Duty ? What's your biggest pet peeve playing that game? Oh can't see the full map without pressing the start button? I hate that too! Well, on Wii U, the gamepad shows the full size map all the time! And you can continue playing the game on the gamepad only if someone else wants to watch TV, or even if YOU want to watch TV at the same time. Oh... You hate split screen when your friend comes over? Well Wii U fixes that issue too. One person plays on TV while the other plays on the Gamepad. You can't do that on Xbox or PS3!"

SOLD! ( My brother-in-law was playing COD on Xbox yesterday and I sold him and his girlfriend on getting a Wii U. We were all hanging out at his house. (My wife, mother-in-law, brother-in-law, his girlfriend) and MAN was the Mother-in-Law bored watching her (28 year old) son play COD. And I was too actually. Basically the fake conversation above is what I had with him. And I think he's going to go get one.

8 - 14 Demographic

"Hey kid! Have you seen this Nintendoland? Check out all cool minigames. And you can have up to 5 players. The best one is the Luigi Mansion one where one person is the ghost on the gamepad, and the 4 players on the TV have to find the ghost. Looks like fun doesn't it?"

SOLD!


2 - 7 Demographic

"Tell your mom that you will love her forever if she buys you the Wii U. Make sure it has the U on it, otherwise the games will look like crap on your big TV."

SOLD!

Just replace COD with Need For Speed or Assassin's Creed or Batman Arkham City or whatever they are interested in... But really!? Who doesn't love COD?

To tell you the truth, I loved Doom & Quake but couldn't stand COD until COD:BO2... Don't ask me why, but I freakin' love it!!

[old man]

Why did it have an Xbox logo?

I don't know. I was looking for Wii U pics and found it. I thought it would make a good joke. lol

[Lan Di]

LOL hey I had to make this thread more "interesting"

Now I know why they call you Da_Shocker. That shit was vile and disgusting. I guess your secret is OUT now.

[MrSega]

I don't know. I was looking for Wii U pics and found it. I thought it would make a good joke. lol

The reference has so much WIN behind it.

[KitsuneNight]

anyway lets ignore page 4 of this thread
page 4 never happend page 4 is cancer

[Thierry Henry]

I'd plead with the customer!
Explaining to him/her in detail that Ninty needs the money. Pronto!
Or the following is bound to happen sooner than anticipated:

[Drakon]

I'd plead with the customer!
Explaining to him/her in detail that Ninty needs the money. Pronto!
Or the following is bound to happen sooner than anticipated:

Why is sega even in there? Are you saying the orbi is an actual new sega console?

[Lan Di]

I knew people wouldn't take this seriously... but hey! Anything for a good laugh. But seriously...

That all depends on the age...

35+ demographic

"Ever play games and your wife nags you that her favorite show is on? Get a Wii U to play on gamepad only. That way you can sit in the living room and she will won't think you're avoiding her, but you still get to kill some 12 year olds on COD!"

SOLD! Even though I'm 33... This was my main reason for getting one. Playing Xbox 360 style games and not having to wait for the kids to go to bed or make my wife have to sit and watch me play COD. That plus I love playing Mario with the kids. We all enjoy Nintendoland, Mario, Rayman Demo... It's all great! Can't wait for Mario Kart 8. Mario Kart 7 WAS the reason I got a 3DS. And still play it. But Mario Kart HD??? Hellz Yeah!!

15 - 35 demographic

"Hey man... You play Call of Duty ? What's your biggest pet peeve playing that game? Oh can't see the full map without pressing the start button? I hate that too! Well, on Wii U, the gamepad shows the full size map all the time! And you can continue playing the game on the gamepad only if someone else wants to watch TV, or even if YOU want to watch TV at the same time. Oh... You hate split screen when your friend comes over? Well Wii U fixes that issue too. One person plays on TV while the other plays on the Gamepad. You can't do that on Xbox or PS3!"

SOLD! ( My brother-in-law was playing COD on Xbox yesterday and I sold him and his girlfriend on getting a Wii U. We were all hanging out at his house. (My wife, mother-in-law, brother-in-law, his girlfriend) and MAN was the Mother-in-Law bored watching her (28 year old) son play COD. And I was too actually. Basically the fake conversation above is what I had with him. And I think he's going to go get one.

8 - 14 Demographic

"Hey kid! Have you seen this Nintendoland? Check out all cool minigames. And you can have up to 5 players. The best one is the Luigi Mansion one where one person is the ghost on the gamepad, and the 4 players on the TV have to find the ghost. Looks like fun doesn't it?"

SOLD!


2 - 7 Demographic

"Tell your mom that you will love her forever if she buys you the Wii U. Make sure it has the U on it, otherwise the games will look like crap on your big TV."

SOLD!

Those are great examples, but what about the middle class generation x demographic with several TVs in one house? That WiiU game pad becomes useless awful fast.

[PHANTOM2040]

Free tacos.