Sega signs next 3 sonic games into Nintendo exclusivity

[TrekkiesUnite118]

They did include a level though where Rogue flashes her tits at robots.

I mean I like Generations and all but what the fuck?

Oh no, whatever shall we do? The game is completely ruined now, let's burn it with the rest!

Seriously, it's one side level that isn't even supposed to be taken seriously. So what if it has Rouge in it distracting the robots for Sonic? You still don't play as her and she's not a major character in the game.

[Rusty Venture]

Why do robots care about titties?

[TrekkiesUnite118]

Why do robots care about titties?

Because Japan.

[old man]

Well, they're robots so they might not have the same feelings about cartoon bat titties as normal humans do.

[The Jackal]

Because Japan.

Are you trying to say the Japanese are furries?

[Gogogadget]

Oh no, whatever shall we do? The game is completely ruined now, let's burn it with the rest!

Seriously, it's one side level that isn't even supposed to be taken seriously. So what if it has Rouge in it distracting the robots for Sonic? You still don't play as her and she's not a major character in the game.

It's worth discussing purely because of how odd it is and how randomly out of place it is with the rest of the game.

If we're gonna discuss actual problems with Generations I guess i'll go with the fact that controlling Modern Sonic is like trying to grab a bar a soap in the bath but still

[TrekkiesUnite118]

I had no trouble controlling Modern Sonic in Generations, Colors, or Unleashed. Sure he doesn't immediately stop and turn on a dime, but that makes sense considering how fast he's going. I wouldn't call that being slippery, I'd call that obeying physics.

[Yharnamresident]

Why do robots care about titties?

Maybe they're biologically programmed to like them, like male humans are.

Or software programmed in their case.


If you wanna hate on physics, take a look at Sonic 4.

[Rusty Venture]

Well, they're robots so they might not have the same feelings about cartoon bat titties as normal humans do.

Shouldn't they have the exact same feelings as normal humans do aka "Who cares?"

Are you trying to say the Japanese are furries?

Simply implying is being somewhat generous. Gentlemanly even.

[GriskaGyoran]

Are you trying to say the Japanese are furries?

In Japan, if it has female parts it was meant to be molested.

[FuturePrimitive]

In Japan, if it has female parts it was meant to be molested.

Oh Turbo Man, you so funny!

[Lan Di]

Sonic Lost World crashes and burns in Japanese debut.

Link--->http://www.destructoid.com/sonic-los...le&mode=mobile

[Occutell]

Sonic hasn't been relevant in Japan for quite a while, so I can't say I'm surprised.

[DJGameFreakTheIguana]

I would believe that, but when is the last time Nintendo a made Mario or Zelda game that the fans complained about? Nintendo fans are the most picky and blatantly arrogant fans alive and they worship their lord and savior Mario without much murmuring. Nintendo is loyal to its fans when it comes to Zelda/Mario. Quality is truly job one. Sonic team does not produce quality games to the degree that Nintendo does with Mario and Zelda. Back in the 16 bit era Sonic blew Mario World out of the water. Nintendo was at a loss when it came to quality until rare dropped Donkey Kong Country. Then came along Mario 64 and Sega has been trying to play catch up ever since. Sonic Adventure 1 was great. Part 2 was a chore but enjoyable. Generations and Colors were the awesome, I love both games. But the rest of the Sonic games simply lack quality and polish.

I know this is pages old, but I wanted to at least put you on to the idea that most active Sonic fans these days might just be the very Nintendo fans that you're talking about, and Izuka is trying to hard to please with Sonic Lost Mind. I mean really, have you ever noticed all the people saying Sonic should be like Mario just because "his games are actually good"? I mean, if you were a Sonic fan, why would you need him to be like Mario, the guy he was suppose to be the anti-version of? Also, many of these "Sonic fans" share the exact same traits of Nintendo Drones that Blackb0nd has ranted on so much on youtube:

[Lan Di]

I know this is pages old, but I wanted to at least put you on to the idea that most active Sonic fans these days might just be the very Nintendo fans that you're talking about, and Izuka is trying to hard to please with Sonic Lost Mind. I mean really, have you ever noticed all the people saying Sonic should be like Mario just because "his games are actually good"? I mean, if you were a Sonic fan, why would you need him to be like Mario, the guy he was suppose to be the anti-version of? Also, many of these "Sonic fans" share the exact same traits of Nintendo Drones that Blackb0nd has ranted on so much on youtube:

Sonic Lost Mind.......

Anyway, I agree with most of what was stated on the video. Nintendo is clearly making little children and fat soccer moms a marketing priority. Everything else (COD, Batman, Assassin's Creed, etc.) is just filler and a fail safe mechanism to ensure that games that are in demand are also on the Wii. But I have to agree, most feral Nintendo fan boys have a fetish for games marketed to children. Any grown 30 something adult has some serious personal issues if he or she is obsessing over Pokemon. Zelda is great, but it cannot compare to the Witcher. The Witcher walks all over any Zelda game ever made, period.

Mock my words, Sony and Microsoft will absolutely smoke the WiiU this holiday season. Nintendo doesn't have a prayer.