Okay, I love scrolling shooter games. I LOVE Vapor Trail, R type Final, Life Force, Darius 2 and I could go on and on. So my friend Matt hands me this 'Shooters Collection' for the Sega Dreamcast. He tells me 'That has the only scrolling shooter game Ive ever beat on it. Its kinda easy tho, theres only 4 levels plus a final level. Its called Ikaruga. I played it for 4 1/2 hours tonight, and have come to the conclusion that I A. Suck at video games and B. This game fucks you harder than life itself with an 8ft sandpaper dildo. Seriously.... I thought R-type and R-type II loved kicking my ass up and down the block.... I cant even get past the 3rd level! I called to tell my friend that his game sucks and his reply was 'sorry dude...but thats an easy game. I've beaten it like 1,000,000 times and never died once....you're just terrible at games like that I guess...' While I know I suck at a lotta things in life, I try not to make video games one of them...but it seems lately like video games are getting harder and harder for me to play. Are the games getting harder or am I just sucking more and more as I get older? Either way, it took everything I had not to snap the disc in half, light it on fire and chuck it out into traffic.... >__> Okay I feel moderately better now.... -Ben

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