Guide to Manliness

[Phantar]

-knows how to dance the Matushka!

[TmEE]

Mamushka ?

[Tanegashima]

-Eating only meat 3 meals a day, actually, just beef, no vegetables.
-You must not drink wine, no wine, beer/whiskey/combo of two only.
-Your house has not been vacuumed in at least 6 months, if it has, it must have been done by a woman. In fact, housework may only be done by women...
-Only can watch American Football, the CFL is for sissies
-College sports are for sissies as well, even if you're in college.
-No MAN owns an apple computer
-True men know that Christopher Lambert is their savior...

[Rusty Venture]

That last one totally killed your "manliness list".

[Mr Smith]

-True men know that Christopher Lambert is their savior...

Lies! Ban this clown.

[Tanegashima]

LOL!

Best forum ever...

[tomaitheous]

Manly men don't play video games, unless it's the Cho Aniki series. The manliness man hates all things non manly, that includes anything feminine - that means women too. Pale *manly* men tan their genitals because pink is for girls. Manly men *gladly* go bald - it's a manly thing to do. And if they can't go bald the natural way, the shave it - three times a day (laser hair removal is an option). All other body hair is optional. Showing off you chest carpet is manly, but shaving so you can show off your chest and other muscles is just as manly. It's nice to have both options. Manly men also don't shower *before* working out at the gym for 8 hours. Manly men appreciate the manly stench of a grooling day's workout, etc, so fourth and so on.

[j_factor]

Manly men don't play video games, unless it's the Cho Aniki series. The manliness man hates all things non manly, that includes anything feminine - that means women too.

Ah yes, only gay men are truly manly, as the utmost manliness requires a full appreciation of all that is man.

However, on the video game note, manly men may also play Street Fighter, as long as they play as Zangief.

[Iron Lizard]

I think the abiltiy to fix ones own car should be part of it. Oil changes at Grease Monkey should always be an embarassment.

[Tanegashima]

I think the abiltiy to fix ones own car should be part of it. Oil changes at Grease Monkey should always be an embarassment.

What if so much as going near my bike for an oil change without any certifications voids my warranty from Triumph, is it still an embarrassment? Or is a warranty automatically rob me of my manhood?

[Mr Smith]

My post last year wins this thread. Now somebody boost my rep power!

[Iron Lizard]

What if so much as going near my bike for an oil change without any certifications voids my warranty from Triumph, is it still an embarrassment? Or is a warranty automatically rob me of my manhood?

Well I did say car and because its a British bike I'll let it slide.

[wasp]

Manly men don't play video games, unless it's the Cho Aniki series. The manliness man hates all things non manly, that includes anything feminine - that means women too. Pale *manly* men tan their genitals because pink is for girls. Manly men *gladly* go bald - it's a manly thing to do. And if they can't go bald the natural way, the shave it - three times a day (laser hair removal is an option). All other body hair is optional. Showing off you chest carpet is manly, but shaving so you can show off your chest and other muscles is just as manly. It's nice to have both options. Manly men also don't shower *before* working out at the gym for 8 hours. Manly men appreciate the manly stench of a grooling day's workout, etc, so fourth and so on.

Hmm... you seem to be well versed in the homosexual kind of manly man.

[Kryonas]

Playing Hello Kitty Adventure Island!!!!!!

[Dirt Ball Gamer]

A real man lives by the 3 F's, finger em, fuck em, forget em...or so ive heard anyway(I assume it has to do with selling used cars or something). Also a manly man knows when its time to commit sepaku. A real man doesn't let things like spelling or grammer, or logic get in the way of his manliness. If someone corrects a real man on any of those things it is because they are jealous of his true manliness. An appropriate responce to any attempt to correct him should come in the form of spitting tobacco on the corrector person's foot, or perhaps a dismissive belch or fart. And last but most important, a real man doesn't fuck around. "Fuck around" should always be pronounced with an austrian accent or your doing it wrong.