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Thread: Chuck Norris is 75 today.
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03-10-2015, 11:43 AM #1Raging in the Streets
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Chuck Norris is 75 today.
Originally Posted by soviet
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03-10-2015, 11:52 AM #2Mega Driven Raging in the Streets
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Chuck Norris is not 75 years old, he's merely 75 years into his eternal existence.
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03-10-2015, 11:54 AM #3Comrade as in friend. Master of Shinobi
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03-10-2015, 12:22 PM #4Super Robot Raging in the Streets
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Chuck Norris has no true age, 75 is merely the number of years since he has chosen to live among us.
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03-10-2015, 12:34 PM #5WCPO Agent
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Chuck Norris is 75, but there's only one Chuck Norris. This implies 75 is Chuck Norris.
So you wasn't born in 1980, but in nineteen-chuck-norris-and-five.
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03-10-2015, 01:03 PM #6Mega Driven Raging in the Streets
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to tryphon again.
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03-10-2015, 01:05 PM #7Master of Shinobi
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Chuck Norris could beat up Raul Julia.
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03-10-2015, 01:07 PM #8Raging in the Streets
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Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. Death is just too scared to inform him.
Originally Posted by soviet
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03-10-2015, 01:24 PM #9Sports Talker
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Chuck Norris Challenged Superman to a fight.
The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
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03-10-2015, 05:07 PM #10Old School Sega 4 Ever! Master of Shinobi
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This is true and funny at the same time. Reped. Originally Posted by Gentlegamer
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03-10-2015, 07:28 PM #11Mega Driven Raging in the Streets
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Right now, there is a 50 / 50 chance that Chuck Norris is banging your sister.
Last edited by cleeg; 03-11-2015 at 05:24 PM.
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03-10-2015, 11:54 PM #12not a real fan Raging in the Streets
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Chuck Norris doesn't get old. Old gets Chuck Norris.
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03-11-2015, 02:44 AM #13Old School Sega 4 Ever! Master of Shinobi
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03-11-2015, 05:43 PM #14Sports Talker
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his dad "You're the man of the house now."
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03-11-2015, 05:49 PM #15Social Justice Ninja Master of Shinobi
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