"state something completely random time!"

[Iron Lizard]

If it doesn't fit force it. If it falls out divorce it.

[VinnyT]

I barely have been watching the Olympics, but anything I have seen is full of major bias and overall Chinese judges being unfair. From the overall scam of the gymnastics, to FIVE FUCKING PLAYERS ON THE USA BASEBALL TEAM GETTING BEANED AND NOTHING HAPPENING I'm glad I haven't really cared.

[Rusty Venture]

This is why I watch only for the women's volleyball.

[TheRollingStoner]

She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.

[wasp]

There are people in China who like "Futurama".

Everyone knows that the Chinese government inundates its people with propaganda and unjust laws. They've been brainwashed into believing lies, including Futurama being an enjoyable program.

[Aqua Hedgehog]

Everyone knows that the Chinese government inundates its people with propaganda and unjust laws. They've been brainwashed into believing lies, including Futurama being an enjoyable program.

And everyone knows you need your ass banned for shitting on China. And hating Raul Julia of course.
EDIT: AND FUTURAMA!

[wasp]

And everyone knows you need your ass banned for shitting on China. And hating Raul Julia of course.
EDIT: AND FUTURAMA!

You've lost your mind! I've been one of the most passionate supporters of Raul Julia here. I even contributed to the creation of the Raul Julibear! You're only jumping on the Raul Julia bandwagon because it's the hip thing to do. And real Americans would pat me on the back for calling China's tactics propagandist, etc. No one in there right mind would like that piece of shit called Futurama.

[TheEdge]

Im so bored I want to jump off a bridge.

[TheRollingStoner]

Im so bored I want to jump off a bridge.

We're all doing it, it's fun!

[Aqua Hedgehog]

You've lost your mind! I've been one of the most passionate supporters of Raul Julia here. I even contributed to the creation of the Raul Julibear! You're only jumping on the Raul Julia bandwagon because it's the hip thing to do. And real Americans would pat me on the back for calling China's tactics propagandist, etc. No one in there right mind would like that piece of shit called Futurama.

Wow, even you're MIND's plastic.

[TheEdge]

If I had to pick an animal to be I would be a loris.

[Metal_Sonic]

And everyone knows you need your ass banned for shitting on China. And hating Raul Julia of course.
EDIT: AND FUTURAMA!

Pfft, Jumping on the hate bandwagon are we? If Futurama was so "awesome", why was it cancelled? because it was SHIT!. You also hate America, the greatest country that doesn't wear top hats and monocles which means the Raul Julia supporters are China loving commies. Yea, YOU TOO WASP.

[TheEdge]

Actually now that I think about it I would want to be a Orando Goldfish who was owned by a Japanese millionaire. I would have a huge tank to swim in and all the plastic plants and ceramic castles I would ever want. It would be wonderful.....

[dragonboy]

Gosh you disturb me to see you, Chuck Norris,
looking so down in the dumps.
Everyone here loved to be you, Chuck Norris,
even when taking your lumps.
There's no man in town as admired as you.
Your everyone's favorite guy.
Everyone's awed and inspired by you,
and it's not very hard to see why!

No one's slick as Chuck Norris.
No one's quick as Chuck Norris.
No one's neck is incredibly
thick like Chuck Norris.
For there's no man in town half as manyly,
perfect of pured paragon!
You can ask any Claud, Dick or Stanley,
and they'll tell you team they prefer to be on!

No one's been like Chuck Norris.
No one's big like Chuck Norris.
No one's got a swell cleft
in his chin like Chuck Norris.
In the specs, I mean yes I'm intimitading.
My what a guy, that Chuck Norris!

No one pounds like Chuck Norris.
No one fights like Chuck Norris;
and I'm glad that a nobody
bites like Chuck Norris.
For there's no one as burly and rawny.
As you see I got bisceps to spare!
Not a bit of him's scragly or scrawny;
and every last bit of me's covered in hair!

Noone's pits like Chuck Norris.
Matches wits like Chuck Norris;
and in spitting, there's nobody
spits like Chuck Norris.
I'm especially got at expactorating.
Wow, 10 points for Chuck Norris!

When I was a lad I ate 4 dosen eggs
every morning to help me get large!,
and now that I've grown I eat 5 dosen eggs,
so I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Noone, shoots like Chuck Norris;
makes us brews like Chuck Norris;
and goes stomping around
wearing boats like Chuck Norris.
I use antlers in all of my decorating.
My what a guy! Chuck Norris!

[Rusty Venture]

And everyone knows you need your ass banned for shitting on China. And hating Raul Julia of course.
EDIT: AND FUTURAMA!

wasp only hates "Futurama", which is blasphemy. His contribution to the Raul Julia temple earns him a humane means of being destroyed....strapped to the nose of a rocket and fired into the sun.

Metal_Sonic hates both "Futurama" and "Raul Julia" which is blasphemy multiplied, and considered a crime against humanity.