"state something completely random time!"

[Rusty Venture]

Also check for the forked tail. They often tape it down between their buttcheeks so they can look good in a miniskirt

Commie mail order brides must not be big on thongs or buttsex then.

[Phantar]

I just discovered that Tucson has a Hoff street.

Tucson doesn´t happen to have a large percentage of german immigrants (or people whose ancestors were german immigrants) by any chance?

[Aqua Hedgehog]

Did she say it like this:

"I love you comrade Dirt Ball Gamer. Let us go stand in bread line for three hours together."


"Comrade" is the dead give away she is a filthy, dirty commie.

*cracks up* I highly doubt that real KGB agents working in America would give it away that easily. Maybe follow the guy who said something about a skirt.

[MrMatthews]

Follow the guy who said something about a skirt.

Yeah, I love that guy

[wasp]

I don't recommend mail-order brides. I've heard a lot of stories about them dumping their men and taking the divorce spoils once they're legalized. That or they just turn into bitches.

[Aqua Hedgehog]

Wasp, please change your signature.

[wasp]

Wasp, please change your signature.

Aqua Hedgehog, please stop crying to the mods about spamming and insults when you keep doing it yourself.

[Aqua Hedgehog]

Fuck off, cock-breath.

[Rusty Venture]

I want you both to be aware that this stuff nowhere anywhere near "cool" or even "slightly funny".

That being said...

I'm tempted to find a continuous loop of the "Mortal Kombat Theme" so you two can fight to the death*.



*hurricane kicks and dragon punches not allowed.

[Tanegashima]

I have gone nearly two weeks without a shredded beef taco...this hunger must be met.

*makes quick exit...

[Aqua Hedgehog]

I want you both to be aware that this stuff nowhere anywhere near "cool" or even "slightly funny".

That being said...

I'm tempted to find a continuous loop of the "Mortal Kombat Theme" so you two can fight to the death*.



*hurricane kicks and dragon punches not allowed.

What about fireballs?

[Rusty Venture]

Fireballs are allowed, but "gay" insults are forbidden.

[VinnyT]

I'm considering 1-week suspension for both AquaHedgehog and Wasp. The 3 days that I'm not really here turn into crap.

Even if things have settled down since, something still needs to be done.

[Rusty Venture]

Is this actually a 1-week deal or are they both gone for good?

[j_factor]

Once again the mods ban someone other than Genesis Knight. WHEN WILL THEY GET IT RIGHT?!