well well what em i doing here ?
well well what em i doing here ?
Ah, the hell with it:
Spongebob Squarepants is actually a surprisingly well-written show.
I think wednesday is by far the most annoying day of the week, Sunday being a close second because sunday is the last day before monday and two days before wednesday making it the 2nd most annoying day. Monday is the third annoying day of the week because it is the beginning of the work week and 1 full day away from wednesday and the day after sunday.
Tuesday is the 4th most annoying day because it is the day before the most annoying day but thankfully a full day after Sunday. Saturday is without doubt the 5th most annoying day of the week because it comes two days after wednesday but it is only the day before sunday which is of course two days from wednesday and the day before monday.
Thursday is the 6th most annoying day of the week because thursday is directly in between wednesday and friday. Friday being the day before saturday, but a full day away from sunday and two full days away from monday (which is only one full day away from wednesday) makes it the 7th and therefor least annoying day of the week.
Thank you
*whole room erupts in thunderous applaus*
thank you...
There Can Only Be One
He Will Rise Again (Once I've Located The Original Signatures)
Shhh . . . Quiet game.
WHOO!
1000 posts, proof of my total loser status!
I will stop posting like crazy now, its been like 20 in the last hour. So goodnight everybody!
So that's 1000 in roughly 10 months, so roughly 100 a month.
Hopefully I can double that rate to 200 per month. Which is only about 6 posts per day which I'm sure I can manage.
or maybe I could play video games which was the whole point in the first place
Last edited by Tanegashima; 10-12-2008 at 10:13 PM.
There Can Only Be One
He Will Rise Again (Once I've Located The Original Signatures)
So I'm a loser for being at almost 3000....
And Joe must be glued to his computer then.
Oh god......
Oh, I've done far worse than kill you. I've ... hurt you. And I wish to go on ... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her ... Marooned for all eternity in the center of a lifeless planet.
Buried alive...
Buried alive ...
I'm sitting in my cube right now wondering if I could fill it up with water and make a swimming pool out of it.
Until the wasps arrive.
Under that old chestnut tree
I sold you and
you sold me
An old friend of mine lives in a big house in the woods. In the summer time wasps were always getting into his room, so he was always spraying them with poison/hitting them with fly swatter etc. So I went over there one day and he had one trapped in those plastic spindle covers they sell blank cdr's in. Well we were I think playing sega Saturn and getting really baked off of a vaporizer, so I started blowing clouds of vapor into the little wasp cage. Anyway the wasp starts getting ripped, he is moving all slow and kinda stumbly. I almost feel bad but I figure most people would just kill the wasp and here we are hooking him up with some really good chiba. So it was good entertainment, his little CD palace started getting really hazy with THC vapor, it was thick in the air, and I can tell he is just high as fuck. I mean it was (Im assuming) his first time getting blazed and we each blew tons of hits in there. Anyway we didn't want to hurt him or anything so we let the thick cloud of vapor dissipate, and we figure he probably has cotton mouth so we fill a water bottle cap with water and put it in there and he kinda stumbles up to it and leans his head in and takes a drink. So we figured this wasp is a pretty cool guy so far so we get another bottle cap an fill it with miller high life. Then we get some of those brach's fruit gummie candies and put 2 different flavors in there to see which flavor he preffered. I figured he would go for the cherry flavor over the green apple, and sure enough when we checked him in the morning he had taken little wasp sized bites out of both but there was twice as many bites on the cherry. So moral of the story wasps make cool pets. I guess the male wasps don't sting, only the females. You can tell them apart by their antennas. I like to get high and look at them under magnification, they look like super intelligent space aliens
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