"state something completely random time!"

[Rusty Venture]

So flat chests are a no-no?

Both Charlize Theron and Olivia Wilde are sorta "flat", but they are also very, VERY, VERY attractive women. So it don't matter.


Miley Cyrus is a cross dressing 12 yr old boy.

[Jesse813]

So flat chests are a no-no?

yes there definitely a no no.

[MrMatthews]

Christ that was a tedious and uncomfortable vid. Was that supposed to be sexy? Because it felt more like I was supposed to go "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, lookit her playin with stuff!" It had the tone of one of those gentle baby animal videos, which made everything very creepy.

[Jesse813]

[Rusty Venture]

Those Japanese tease videos are uncomfortable because they're not natural and spontaneous. This is the problem I have with all this Japanese porn/teasing videos.

[MrMatthews]

Ugh, you mean this is standard fare for Asian teaser videos? Here's my problem with it:

"Here's a video I made of my pet human. I adopted her six years ago from China, can you believe they were going to just put her down? Her name is Bubbles, isn't she cute? I converted the spare bedroom in my mom's house into her holding pen, and I keep it lined with soft fluffy pillows and plenty of toys for her to play with! She sure likes to play LOL! Sometimes after I've had a bit too much to drink I come into her pen at night and rape the shit out of her. She cries and begs me to stop in broken English, but in the morning I slip a few marshmallows into her feeding bowl to say sorry, and everything is all right again."

[Yharnamresident]

Both Charlize Theron and Olivia Wilde are sorta "flat", but they are also very, VERY, VERY attractive women. So it don't matter.


Miley Cyrus is a cross dressing 12 yr old boy.

Well as a shallow, big breasts lover, I can't deny how hot Olivia Wilde is.

[Jesse813]

[DarkDragon]

[NeoVamp]

No need for the gun madam, I wouldn't think of touching you.


ugh..

[DarkDragon]

Hmmm those tats are big but at least the arms and legs arent covered. A few tats are ok in my book depending on where they are placed and what they are.

[Yharnamresident]

No need for the gun madam, I wouldn't think of touching you.


ugh..

Yea that sure ain't my taste either.

Jesse do you have more hot, busty Asians to post?

[Iron Lizard]

No need for the gun madam, I wouldn't think of touching you.


ugh..

Who says she's asking?

[DarkDragon]

[Rusty Venture]

Ugh, you mean this is standard fare for Asian teaser videos? Here's my problem with it:

I dunno. The teasers are nice, but boring as hell. If I'm gonna watch porn I'd prefer something more than a clothed chick posing for 35 minutes.

"Here's a video I made of my pet human. I adopted her six years ago from China, can you believe they were going to just put her down? Her name is Bubbles, isn't she cute? I converted the spare bedroom in my mom's house into her holding pen, and I keep it lined with soft fluffy pillows and plenty of toys for her to play with! She sure likes to play LOL! Sometimes after I've had a bit too much to drink I come into her pen at night and rape the shit out of her. She cries and begs me to stop in broken English, but in the morning I slip a few marshmallows into her feeding bowl to say sorry, and everything is all right again."

This is either "tough guy" misogynistic horse shit, or every Japanese porn description ever. That rape crap seems to be a kink.

No need for the gun madam, I wouldn't think of touching you.


ugh..

But true.