"state something completely random time!"

[MrMatthews]

Give me a beer, then have fun in federal ram your ass prison.

Tell you what I'll do: I'll put one of these beers in the back of the fridge and then mail it to you in four and a half years or so.

[Rusty Venture]

Give me a beer, then have fun in federal ram your ass prison.

You don't have someone as an "alcohol hookup"?

I remember back in high school, the entire football team was caught drinking beer and nothing was done about it. Nobody went into the slammer and nobody on the team was reprimanded in any way.

[VinnyT]

Donnie Jeffcoat.

And my Friday night was me being to lazy to get a costume, so instead I took my first full paycheck and found a local Gentleman's club and enjoyed my self for a while.

[Aqua Hedgehog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk06_...eature=related

[VinnyT]

Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical, science in the home

[MrMatthews]

Ren Hoek takes . . . bubbly spongebath?

[johnnyb]

[MrMatthews]

And I brought the best game in the whole world!

[wasp]

Originally from somewhere.

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

[Aqua Hedgehog]

That was the smartest thing I heard from you since I met you.

[johnnyb]

And I brought the best game in the whole world!

Now there`s a game that would bring tears to your eyes!

[Metal_Sonic]

Seriously AH is just asking for it.

[Rusty Venture]

ROYAL
CANADIAN
KILTED
YASKMEN.

[VinnyT]

Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcuses

And we have to clean up after them
And our sadle sores are the best
We proudly wear womens' clothing
And seering sandblows up our skirts!


And the buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes will devour us whole
And our bones will bleach in the sun


That's it!


And we will probably go to (censored)
And that is our great reward
For being the
Ro-oy-oy-al
Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!


C'mon everybody!


Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses

And we have to clean up after them
And our sadle sores are the best
We proudly wear womens' clothing
And seering sand blows up our skirts

And the buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes will devour whole
Our bones will bleach in the sun

And we will probably go to (censored)
And that is our great reward
For being the
Ro-oy-oy-al
Canadian
Kilted
YAKSMEN!

[MrMatthews]

I was going to launch into that myself, but I'm glad I refrained. I wouldn't have gotten too far from memory alone.

I'll just post this, instead.