"state something completely random time!"

[Crystalpepsifan]

American doctors have a penchant for mutilating newborn penises.

[NeoVamp]

American doctors have a penchant for mutilating newborn penises.

Its because of that secret pact you guys have with the Israelis right?

[Segadream]

Some of us here are of gods people.
Most however....

[Crystalpepsifan]

Its because of that secret pact you guys have with the Israelis right?

Actually its because of our super secret pact with the Saudis. We send them foreskins for secret religious rites, and they send us oil, and terror network intelligence.

[Segadream]

I am a firm believer that the US uses terrorism to the max in most other countries,
then uses anti-terrorism laws to undermine the rights of its own citizens.
Oil does run the world, for now at least since US uses most of it.
And why doesn't the US just take over the oil rich nations?
Well, if you can get someone else to do the work for you,
then "pay" them with valueless money,
you have free slave labor.
And don't tell me the US really cares what the rest of the world thinks.
Everybody already hates us over here,
but nobody really wants to pick a fight ever with us,
and with good reason too.
We have become death, destroyers of whole worlds.
Not to mention we have the largest amount of armed citizens in the world.
Other nuclear technologies are primitive to our sophisticated military apparatus.
We are decades ahead of everyone when it comes to the art of war.
So if a country has nukes, we just disable them from space if we want to.
What you see in the movies has already existed for 30 years.
Science fiction only in the story sense, reality in the technology.
Not even the combined efforts of the world could stop us now.
If we get really bad over here, your only hope from our wrath is
civil war 2.

[Crystalpepsifan]

civil war 2.

"The civil warrining"

Coming soon to your reality. This time it's personal.
Rated R for real life violence and rape scenes, no one under draft age admitted without parental consent.

[sheath]

Why circumcise? Because all the guys in my family are and 'mericans like to contradict themselves a lot. Wait, maybe that means I shouldn't circumcise the second boy to be more (in)consistent?

Anyway:

[old man]

[Iron Lizard]

Ebay watchers?! What are you watching? Just buy the damn thing. Mine's better, the pics are better and there are more of them, it's cheaper, cheaper to ship, my feedback is way better. What is the fucking problem? Are they sending you pictures of shit and war casualties instead of my pictures because at least three of you retards have bought the crappier one for more money at the bottom of screen for far more.

[Segadream]

There must be a conspiracy against you,or santa ria,
Check for buggs in your pc,or dead chickens in your yard.

[Iron Lizard]

Conspiracy! It all makes sense along with those chem trails. I just need to go out and buy some foil for my hat.

[Yharnamresident]

You guys like my texture-mapping:



PS3 quality texture, with N64 polygon counts.

[Blades]

Nice.

[sheath]

Language!

[Segadream]

Please press 1 for spanish.
All other english speaking calls will be directed to india,
Thank you.
Next day no double post.
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