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[MrMatthews]

It is a team of highly devoted sophisticated people with the sole objective of ridding the world of all that is wrong! On the current agenda is the disposal of those who wear their hats offset to one side and their influencing of trends upon smaller weaker countries with no true identities of their own.

We are currently taking aboard new recruits.

Ah, so your objective is basically to rid the world of douchebags one annoying group at a time! (tanegashima and I had a similar pact, but we were focused exclusively on California).

If I join, can we also target women who wear those trendy caps like the drunk chick in 40 Year Old Virgin?

[johnnyb]

Ah, so your objective is basically to rid the world of douchebags one annoying group at a time! (tanegashima and I had a similar pact, but we were focused exclusively on California).

If I join, can we also target women who wear those trendy caps like the drunk chick in 40 Year Old Virgin?

Absolutely, they are not cool, no matter how much they think they are.

We have been targeting the connection between American trends turning up in New Zealand!

[Iron Lizard]

Don't forget the stupid snow boots.

[MrMatthews]

Absolutely, they are not cool, no matter how much they think they are.

We have been targeting the connection between American trends turning up in New Zealand!

My number one most hated douchebag is the Basketball-Jersey-Wearing-Guy. This clown probably paid hundreds of dollars for a matching shirt and pants that are several sizes too big. He can usually be seen with matching shoes and hat.

Any guy (and this goes for any one of you, as well), who wear "outfits" just needs to be extradited. The only time it's acceptable to buy your pants and shirt as a matching set is if you're buying a suit. If, on the other hand, it's just a t-shirt and running pants, you're a tool. This probably means that your closet is full of shirts, pants, and shoes that can only be worn in specific, predetermined combinations. That's bullshit.

Oh, and if you're white . . . it's even worse

[Tanegashima]

uuuuhh...my ensemble of clothes consists of whatever t-shirts/jeans/misc. clothing that is clean. Or at least relatively clean. If it meets those criterion, then it automatically matches.

The only "specific" clothing I have are several pairs of gym shorts and ripped/old/ragged t shirts that I wear when I jog.

I do have a pair of running shoes that all I use for is running. But when they wear out, they become the every day pair.

I usually only wear worn out running shoes or work boots...

[MrMatthews]

My standard dress is jeans, a t-shirt, and either tennis shoes or work boots. I can blindly reach into my closet, grab the first shirt & pants I come to, and know without looking that they are going to match.

[johnnyb]

My number one most hated douchebag is the Basketball-Jersey-Wearing-Guy. This clown probably paid hundreds of dollars for a matching shirt and pants that are several sizes too big. He can usually be seen with matching shoes and hat.

Any guy (and this goes for any one of you, as well), who wear "outfits" just needs to be extradited. The only time it's acceptable to buy your pants and shirt as a matching set is if you're buying a suit. If, on the other hand, it's just a t-shirt and running pants, you're a tool. This probably means that your closet is full of shirts, pants, and shoes that can only be worn in specific, predetermined combinations. That's bullshit.

Oh, and if you're white . . . it's even worse

We have much work to do, they seem to be infecting more and more areas like a virus!

[Tanegashima]

I need to be a part of any strike force that has this dude in it...

[MrMatthews]

This seems like something I should be a part of. Consider me part of the strike force. My location: ground zero (California)

[johnnyb]

Welcome aboard soldier!

[Rusty Venture]

Popped collars = total douchbaggery

#2 on the list.

I'm debating if these guys should be sent rocketing towards the sun (and their doom) or be dealt with in the current popular trend in American violence...assaulted with a sandwich.

[johnnyb]

I`m all for throwing shoes as well, maybe covered in sandwich!

And yes snow boots should only have one use!

[Rusty Venture]

I'm guessing the "snow boots" in question are those called "Uggs", which seems to be short for "ugly".

[Iron Lizard]

I guess so. I never knew the name. All I knew was that somehow they made knee boots look ugly on girls. I never would have thought the site of any kind of knee boots would have angered me but they finally figured it out. I counted at school today and stopped at 15. Even worse some girls wear the snow pants as well. I am in Arizona for gods sake. The Siberia look should stay in the 80's. It has been like 60 degrees lately. For the love good why can't it stop? Why must girls dress to impress other girls!?

[Rusty Venture]

And living in Arizona you should know that "winter" means anything below that chilly temp of 70 degrees.

If the AZ ladies wanna discuss "cold" then fucking 65 degrees ain't it. 22 degrees is going to be the friggin' *HIGH* during the day here tomorrow. (-5.5C for you Fahrenheit haters).

And it pains me to say that temps below 20 are pretty indistinguishable from one another...they are all just goddamn cold. It pains me that I have to actually experience it to know that to be true.