"state something completely random time!"

[MrMatthews]

Everything in moderation… including moderation

Lol.

[NeoVamp]

Edit: Just an fyi. Thief's ban ends in 8 days on the 7th of March. You've all been warned.

What kinda bribe would it take to lengthen it to 6 months? Because this place has really been picking up after he got banned.
Ever since he got banned it has just been more fun around here, with Thief shitposting there was always this smell of autism in the air.
every day he'd be here posting shit just to rile people up, oooh they're hiding the truth about the moon landing, oooh peanut butter gives you cancer!

[Yharnamresident]

Everyone deserves a second chance. Just put him on probation.

[Blades]

What kinda bribe would it take to lengthen it to 6 months?

I'll chip in $5.

[MrMatthews]

Everyone deserves a second chance. Just put him on probation.

Do they deserve, like, a seventh?

I didn’t have as much of a problem with him as many others, but Neovamp does make an interesting point.

[The Jackal]

Everyone deserves a second chance. Just put him on probation.

This isn't his first ban, though. If anything, he's had plenty of chances before.

[Mega Drive Bowlsey]

Alcohol is poison. Hardens the blood vessels to the heart. Leading to a greater risk or stroke and heart attack or even worse what happened to one person I knew that I won't reveal. Alcohol after years of drinking made the heart vessels to brittle they snapped like a twig making him vomit blood go into convulsions while biting off his tongue. That was a fun site to discover. No that's not why I don't drink. I was sober before this. I honestly don't care if others want to poison themselves with drugs(tho yes there was a period in my youth I did do drugs, regretful time and no wasn't addicted was for fun and that lasted a while), smoking or drinking. They will regret it later but for me, I prefer to keep poisons like that out of my system. Alcohol is a depressant as well.

Jesus...I bet you're a blast at parties!

[Leynos]

Jesus...I bet you're a blast at parties!

I hate parties. I would have a panic attack with all those people, I mean a real one. Really serious debilitating anxiety problems. Not being facetious.

[Mega Drive Bowlsey]

I hate parties. I would have a panic attack with all those people, I mean a real one. Really serious debilitating anxiety problems. Not being facetious.

I completely understand. My late beloved partner suffered from the same anxiety problems and I helped the best I could.

[NeoVamp]

[MrMatthews]

Stupid cat! Knives don’t shoot!

[Leynos]

Stupid cat! Knives don’t shoot!

Ballistic knives are a thing as is spring loaded firing versions. Russians developed the NRS-2 in the 1980s. Knife gun.

[MrMatthews]

Well ... duh.


But do you see the writing on the blade in that picture? It says “Made in France.”

[Thierry Henry]

Thread has reached 700 pages (40 posts per page).

And to think it all started with the long gone Mr. Uranus: "Jodie Foster is a little older then my mom, but I would tottally tap that!"

[Leynos]

Well ... duh.


But do you see the writing on the blade in that picture? It says “Made in France.”

Can't they buy a shooting Russian butcher knife? RACIST!