"state something completely random time!"

[NeoVamp]

I give up wankin this mornin
I never thought that I could
And I'm feeling better already
This time I'm off it for good
When I first wanked I thought I was so clever
And all of me mates, they were mugs
Thought I was the first Bloke here on Earth
Who'd ever played with his slug
It was me own little secret
I never told anyone
And the feelin I got, the first time I shot
Was like chooks flying outta me bum
So I'm givin up wankin' tomorrow
I never thought that I could
I'll be glad to get rid of these headaches
Then I'll be off it for good
I've wanked in some unlikely places
The shower, the beach and the pool
The dunny, a tram and the pictures
Biology classes at school
And once my grandmother caught me
Wanking meself in me room
But to her suprise
I just shut me eyes and imagined her standin there nude
I'm givin up wankin on tuesdee
I never thought that I could
Then I won't squint like I do now
Then I'll be off it for good
Me dad says it's gonna take will-power
There really is no easy trick
I honestly thought I'd need surgery
To help get me hand orf me d***
Me dad's been a great inspiration
He's really been a great help
He knows what I go through
And just what to do
Cause he give it up yest'dee himself
So I'm givin up wankin next Fridee
I never thought that I could
And I won't have to wear these thick glasses
Then I'll be off it for good
So if you say you don't wank
Your a liar
And a fool if you say that you do
So next time you see
Prince Charles on tv
Remember he wanked himself too
So I'm givin up wankin come Christmas
I never thought that I could
And I'll sell me dog and me white cane
And then I'll be off it for good
I'm givin up wankin next Easter
I never thought that I could
And the warts on me hand will just vanish
Then I'll be off it for good
I'm givin up wankin' next August
I never thought that I could.....

[BonusKun]

That he is, he doesn't let his emotions decide on his actions. just facts.

It's rare I let my emotions get in the way of anything I decide. I have a habit of looking at what the end results of any choices I make before I do anything. It's probably saved me years of headaches.

Oh and thanks guys. I'm glad you're all happy here.~

[Thierry Henry]

[Leynos]

I found these old pamphlets in a drawer. Not pictured is I also found a pristine folded Sega Master System poster after this pic was taken. As we prepare for a new generation,kinda fun to look at stuff like this.

[NeoVamp]

As we prepare for a new generation

There's not gonna be a new generation, its the apocalypse! we're all going down baby! soon we'll be trading old Genesis cartridges for water and maybe some rice.
Slaves will be bought and sold for old consoles, only the warlords will have both snes and genesis! And the king of the world will even have a Neo Geo AES.

[BonusKun]

I found these old pamphlets in a drawer. Not pictured is I also found a pristine folded Sega Master System poster after this pic was taken. As we prepare for a new generation,kinda fun to look at stuff like this.

Show me more of the gamecube one.

[Leynos]

Show me more of the gamecube one.

Sure thing
https://imgur.com/a/YXRVgPr

[Mega Drive Bowlsey]

I bought a new hoover, what do ya think of it?
I bought a new hoover, I'm over the moon with it!
It's got what can only be described as a headlamp on the front, adjustable height and a low maintenance filter!

I sold him that hoover, it's a pile of shit!
I sold him that hoover, what's left of it!
It couldn't suck up a fly from your carpet if it tried, and the low maintenance filter, I lied!

[NeoVamp]

[MrMatthews]

I bought a new hoover, what do ya think of it?
I bought a new hoover, I'm over the moon with it!
It's got what can only be described as a headlamp on the front, adjustable height and a low maintenance filter!

I sold him that hoover, it's a pile of shit!
I sold him that hoover, what's left of it!
It couldn't suck up a fly from your carpet if it tried, and the low maintenance filter, I lied!

I like your song, man.

[NeoVamp]

[Mega Drive Bowlsey]

Ha! Classic line from a classic film. I bloody love Captain Rhodes. One of the greatest movie assholes in film history. "You want me to salute that walking pile of pus? Salute my ass!"

"I wanna know just what the hell it is that you're doing in there! Or if you're all just in there jerking each other off..."

"Steele! See if you can knock some sense into that jungle bunny head of his."

"Yeah, run! Ya fuckin' lunatics!"

"Take their guns! All their guns! All their fuckin' guns!" 🤣

[BonusKun]

Sure thing
https://imgur.com/a/YXRVgPr

Wow that's a lot of stuff to read. I never knew about the Animal Crossing E-reader cards. I would have loved to have a copy of that flyer. Stuff like that I enjoy reading thru all the time.

[Thierry Henry]

R.I.P. Albert Uderzo. Asterix' co-creator and illustrator.

[NeoVamp]

R.I.P. Albert Uderzo. Asterix' co-creator and illustrator.

RIP Albert, thanks for all the distraction from this shitty world!