"state something completely random time!"

[Man-Fish]

Did you a eat Brillo Pad thinking it was Shredded Wheat Cereal?

I wish, it was just a piece of metal wire about an inch long (cut into little bits, of course) which I ate because my friend dared me and I'm stupid like that.

[Oi_Oi_Spanky]

...then I melted his face.

[VinnyT]

You could always make a thread that is devoted entirely to posting pictures of scantly clad women.

Naw, it'd be better to hide them here.

Case in Point:

[Genesis Knight]

If we do that, this thread is no longer random.

[Rusty Venture]

Just make a "Hot Chick" thread.

Problem solved!

[VinnyT]

I really just wanted an excuse for Vida. Honestly.

Still, my Deluxe TalkBoy doesn't work, so that puts a halt to my contest for the moment.

[BlueBlur]

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

[VinnyT]

That sentence uses all 26 letters of the alphabet.

Holy Shit, I remember something from 3rd grade!

[BlueBlur]

Something I just now realized: That sentence doesn't actually contain all 26 letters. There's no 's'. Really, go look. And yet, the teachers always told us that it did. Shows how much they know.

[Rusty Venture]

"Z" replaces "S".

Just look at Cheez Whiz

"Z" also drops an excessive "E".

[VinnyT]

I found these old detective novels written by Bruce Campbell, but I didn't buy them. Should I?

[BlueBlur]

Backwards sentences say to used I. Again go I there. Shit oh!

[Genesis Knight]

Something I just now realized: That sentence doesn't actually contain all 26 letters. There's no 's'. Really, go look. And yet, the teachers always told us that it did. Shows how much they know.

That's because it's supposed to go, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_qui...r_the_lazy_dog

This is good, too "Glib jocks quiz nymph to vex dwarf."

[Rusty Venture]

Backwards sentences say to used I. Again go I there. Shit oh!

Ig-pay Atin-Lay i-say Etter-bay.

[VinnyT]

Harvati!
Provalone!