"state something completely random time!"

[Enternal]

[NavesRegge]

Found a bit of a gem in my old school work:

"Sadly, most music on the radio is 'coldly charted' and rather horrendous, usually in more ways than one since it's mostly now targeted at middle school girls who have as good a taste in music as a spoon has as good a use in building dams, so I rarely turn on the radio."

I had questionable wording back then (a year ago), but still worth a chuckle.

EDIT: I think this was for some journal thing. I never kept very good order, so I don't know.

[Jesse813]

[VinnyT]

Just gonna go ahead and bring this back to the forefront.

Also, my profile pic is OOOOOOOOOOLD.

[NeoVamp]

I must acquire 4 peppercats, perhaps even 5...

Only then.. yes only then will my life be complete.

[Iron Lizard]

I hate my neighbors. They moved and abandoned their three cats one of which was pregnant. Now I have eight cats.

[The Jackal]

[St Louie Bee]

Oldie but a goodie:


Obvious things to point out:
1. The man's switch is clearly labeled-everyone knows how to flip a man's switch.
2. While it is easy to tell if a woman is "on," no one knows quite how to do it.
3. You can never really tell what you are doing when you "turn her dials."
4. Why do women need so many settings?

[VinnyT]

Click play. It's addicting as all hell today.

[St Louie Bee]

Woo hoo! As of this post I am no longer a crude dude! And I am only four points from upping my rep!

[Iron Lizard]

Was this real? What am I missing here?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Panzer-Dragoon-S...item53e737b08f

[Why-Disciple]

Worst thing about going to an anime convention: Genesis games are always overpriced. $10 for cart only copy of Altered Beast? Fuck you in Hell, bitch.

[Rusty Venture]

EBAY PRICES!!!!

[Iron Lizard]

Barbra Streisand !

[Rusty Venture]

FISH STICKS!