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    I didn't even know they made microwave burgers. they don't sound tasty so i'll just stick to old fashioned hand made burgers that you cook on the grill

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    Cats being cleaner, and generally less disgusting, than dogs is a myth.
    While a dog will happily clean itself in front of you, a cat is only happy once its made you aware of its anus...several times a day.

    The song "Look, I have an anus!" was going to be featured in the musical "Cats", but couldn't get past standards and practices. Curiously enough, the song is from the Gilbert and Sullivan musical "The Mikado".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesse813 View Post
    I didn't even know they made microwave burgers. they don't sound tasty so i'll just stick to old fashioned hand made burgers that you cook on the grill
    Forget that try one of these!




    Quote Originally Posted by Bastardcat View Post
    Cats being cleaner, and generally less disgusting, than dogs is a myth.
    While a dog will happily clean itself in front of you, a cat is only happy once its made you aware of its anus...several times a day.

    The song "Look, I have an anus!" was going to be featured in the musical "Cats", but couldn't get past standards and practices. Curiously enough, the song is from the Gilbert and Sullivan musical "The Mikado".
    I have five kittens running around and I caught one rolling around in their filthy litter box. The little guy was having a great time. God damn it was nasty. Made a horrible mess. I think I am going to name him Booger.


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    Yuck

    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Lizard View Post
    Forget that try one of these!

    Canned Cheeseburgers are Complete Blasphemy!

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    Canned burgers?
    My brain is full of fuck!
    What sick fuck thought that up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bastardcat View Post
    Canned burgers?
    My brain is full of fuck!
    What sick fuck thought that up?
    Hey shutup, what if there's a war? I want mah burgers when I'm hiding in one of them atom bomb shelters.

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    Just pack a grill and take some real burgers NeoVamp.

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    If there is a war, I'll eat Spam.
    Fuck if there isn't a war, I'll eat Spam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesse813 View Post
    Just pack a grill and take some real burgers NeoVamp.
    What if power fails after 5 years and we can't store the burgers in the fridge anymore?
    cause yeah.. nuclear winter is gonna take a while, luckily i have 9000 canned cheese burgers in storage!

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    Again, Spam. It lasts for years, and you can make a lot of stuff out of it, you can even eat it!

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    Ironically that album cover reminds me of Terry Gilliam cartoons...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bastardcat View Post
    Again, Spam. It lasts for years, and you can make a lot of stuff out of it, you can even eat it!


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    Father Ted drinks Jack?

    That's like Dr. Who wearing Chucks (with the logo taken off).

    Awesome.


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