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[108 Stars]

Well, people here have to go to the army for a while....they are not there of their own will. And our army never goes into war anyway, save very few special forces in Afghanistan. So the whole yelling has no big sense here. The instructor knows you will never go to war, and you know it. Hell, you can even get free from drills if you catch a cold.
I guess they do get a bit loud sometimes, but not nearly as much as you would expect.

@Joe
Thanks for explaining....I never knew about douche. I´m a nerd so I don´t know much about vaginas.

[TmEE]

Army is mandatory here too... I don't want one year of my life seemingly get wasted

[Zebbe]

In Sweden it is very easy to skip military service. Just say you are a nazi and they don't want you!

[Rusty Venture]

Thanks for explaining....I never knew about douche. I´m a nerd so I don´t know much about vaginas.

You've never seen anyone call someone a "douchebag"?


It's sad that drill instructors have to be PC.

[acdc]

damn

i did 3 years with the dutch marines
but you couldn t get a tattoo of it when you where serving only when you did your time then you could put one but finded it a waste for my skin
but the first 6 months in training you get very scolded and yelt add for everything ooh and our drill instructer even hit us when he was pist at us for screwing thinks up
but did my 3 years toke the money and start working for my parents

[Metal_Sonic]

Dear god the German war machine was once(twice) the most feared army in the world and now, its nothing

[Mr Smith]

Dear god the German war machine was once(twice) the most feared army in the world and now, its nothing

Utter lies. We British are far too gentlemanly and arrogant to ever fear the Germans.

No military service here in the U.K., which is good, as I am a coward.

[tomaitheous]

tomaitheos... are you really a marine? I see you are wearing the MARPAT pattern, but why are you wearing blackboots?!

Nope. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7HL08MhArQ

[Tanegashima]

108 stars: I love the mess in the background of your picture...it looks so close up but you still look like you were in the middle of shoving it out of the way before the picture was taken...

Oh and I guess it does sound good if people put their hearts into it, and Hitler is PISSED!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uNtP...eature=related

My only problem is I have a reasonable handle of German and understand what he's saying so it's not as funny as it could be to me...

[Metal_Sonic]

Utter lies. We British are far too gentlemanly and arrogant to ever fear the Germans.

No military service here in the U.K., which is good, as I am a coward.

Haha the lies in this post are so abundant, its hilarious. Im pretty sure you monocle wearing, tophat adorning, tea sippers ran in fear as soon as you saw THIS!!

If the Germans ran outta ammo, they just charged head first.

[Rusty Venture]

The English are only scared of three things:

1. Losing their monocle.

2. Getting their tophat dirty.

And the one thing that makes the English tremble when even thinking about it...

3. Spilling their tea.



Hitler lost because he didn't have enough troops trained in the art of spilling other peoples tea.

[Tanegashima]

The English are only scared of three things:

1. Losing their monocle.

2. Getting their tophat dirty.

And the one thing that makes the English tremble when even thinking about it...

3. Spilling their tea.



Hitler lost because he didn't have enough troops trained in the art of spilling other peoples tea.

At least Hitler didn't make that league of gentlemen t.v. show from England. That show alone should have gotten the entire population of england convicted of crimes against humanity...(not defending hitler so don't get all offended..)

[Rusty Venture]

I think England needs to be convicted based solely on the fact that they allowed a "Crazy Frog" song to reach #1 on their charts.

Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, France and Belgium should pay for their crimes too.

And I thought Americans had shitty taste in music.


I mean really, "Axel F"? How does one sing an instrumental? Scat singing version or something?

[Tanegashima]

I just read that americans ranked no. 46 on british people's "most annoying" list. Fine!

I think we should just retroactively rescind lend-lease and give Germany poland back and then we'll see who's annoying. psh. foreigners! The audacity!

Then again Germany brought us kraftwerk so that is a nail in their coffin...

[Rusty Venture]

I like Kraftwerk...some of it anyway.

And KMFDM is German (not so much post-reformation).