I found the sky castle from Mario 3!!!!!

[Rusty Venture]

As long as we can get Ah-nuld to cameo as the King of Desert World.

[MrMatthews]

You get Johnny, Arnie will come. He mentioned something to that effect in on of his recent speeches.

[17daysolderthannes]

seriously, could you imagine if tomorrow you saw a commercial/trailer on TV or in a theater "this summer...Johnny Depp...Arnold Schwarzenegger...MARIO 3" and then you see Arnold yelling "GET TO DA CHOPPA!" somewhere in the desert as an italian dude jumps on his head and then all you see is "SUMMER 09" in big block stencil letters over black. epic.

[MrMatthews]

Oh, I can see it.

[Rusty Venture]

Ah-nuld would have to voice whatever the King of the desert world got turned into, but I think he can still yell "GET TO DA CHOPPA!"

[MrMatthews]

I think the desert king got turned into the snake from Mario 2

[17daysolderthannes]

I really wish someone would make this, how surreal would it be? It would be like the very beginning of Goldmember when Tom Cruise and all the other all star people are making the "austin powers" movie. Like, it would be horrible, but at the same time so incredibly epic and awesome. I'd see it, then I'd buy the DVD, then it would sit on my shelf and I would stare at it and go "h..h..how!? ...but...but...what!? there's no way that could be right! ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!" It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns! And also, he got a race car! Is any of this getting through to you?

(bonus points if you catch all of the allusions present in this incoherent rambling)

[MrMatthews]

Would it be even more surreal than the pile of crap that someone shat out of their mind and named The Super Mario Bros Movie?

[17daysolderthannes]

Would it be even more surreal than the pile of crap that someone shat out of their mind and named The Super Mario Bros Movie?

perhaps, but this one wouldn't make me go into the fetal position and say "why!? why!? why!?" for 3 days straight.

[Nunzio]

I think that this idea is so good that it may cause the second coming of our lord and savior Raul Julia so he can do a guest appearance. I'm sure he'll want in on this.

[Rusty Venture]

I really wish someone would make this, how surreal would it be? It would be like the very beginning of Goldmember when Tom Cruise and all the other all star people are making the "austin powers" movie. Like, it would be horrible, but at the same time so incredibly epic and awesome. I'd see it, then I'd buy the DVD, then it would sit on my shelf and I would stare at it and go "h..h..how!? ...but...but...what!? there's no way that could be right! ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!" It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns! And also, he got a race car! Is any of this getting through to you?

(bonus points if you catch all of the allusions present in this incoherent rambling)

Futurama quotes warm my heart.

But you lose points for the lame "over 9,000" tripe.

[Flygon]

When it got to the Octopus part I stopped reading... for certain reasons.

Specifically,

while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend

What a strange twisted mind I have *runs*