
Originally Posted by
Elusive
The year was 1992. We were on recon in a steaming Nintendo delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the slogan 'GENESIS DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T'. Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Mario to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of Mario Sports games. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the West, but they just can't get the physics right