Strange little dog....

[Karakasa-Obake]

My dog is pretty damn weird. Every time somebody "breaks wind" he gets excited and thinks that it is time to play. Anyhow, he was just playing around out in my back yard, right? I always leave the door open so he can come in and out as he pleases. I was just walking around by the door to pick up some of the trash he brought in when I "broke wind". I looked back and, before I knew it, 30 pounds of Cardigan Corgi is flying towards me at the speed of light. I don't know if you already know this but, Corgis are trained herding dogs. They are really small but, they can take down a cow(I'm not saying I'm a cow, mind you). I have actually broke my wrist because of him biting my god damn heels while running up stairs. Back to the story, I was frantic. I had already broke a wrist because of that little freak and, I didn't intend to do it again. Since I am such a good person, I did what any good person would do: Slammed the door in his face. Luckily, he stopped before he hit the glass. He did make an awesome peel out though.
So, do you guys have any pet stories?

[NeoVamp]

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

Is it normal for dogs to like the smell of human farts?
(Question submitted by ahmed7700)

Yes, any odor that we find disgusting smells delicious to a dog. Dogs respond to the smell of farts,
rotting fish, and carrion the same way we respond to the smell of bacon frying or cookies baking.
A dog will often sniff the butt of the farter in order to inhale as much of the odor as possible.
I have heard only one story about a dog being disconcerted by a fart.
According to a friend, her brother once delivered a fart so evil that it made the dog sneeze,
shake his head, and paw at his nose. That was either an unusual fart or an unusual dog.

[QuickSciFi]

That's a good story. Show us some pics of your corgi.

Here's my pet story:
Every time I come home, my cat runs for my shoes. He loves to turn them over and lick the dirty, grimy soles. That's the first cat I ever see gnawing on footwear. The fact is, he loves the smell of the outside (him being an indoor pet). Every now and then I do let him outside, he always comes right back in, anyways. But back to the topic in question: I've had to replace two pairs of sandals already. His name's Lloyd Alexander (after the writer, of course).

P.S.> When he bites me, I bite him back.

[Karakasa-Obake]

That's a good story. Show us some pics of your corgi.

Here's my pet story:
Every time I come home, my cat runs for my shoes. He loves to turn them over and lick the dirty, grimy soles. That's the first cat I ever see gnawing on footwear. The fact is, he loves the smell of the outside (him being an indoor pet). Every now and then I do let him outside, he always comes right back in, anyways. But back to the topic in question: I've had to replace two pairs of sandals already. His name's Lloyd Alexander (after the writer, of course).

P.S.> When he bites me, I bite him back.

What a beautiful cat. I love that color of cats. I only have a picture of him from when he was a puppy. I forgot to mention that he has some Jack Russel in him. What an odd mix.


I forgot to mention, his name is Ivan. It would be a lot more funny if you knew my last name. I think you do, right QuickSciFi?

[QuickSciFi]

Thanks. And, yes, of course. You know how cool I think your last name is. I also knew the name of your dog from one of our previous conversations. I thought it was funny and awesome at the same time that you named him that. Cute puppy pic.

[Karakasa-Obake]

Thanks. And, yes, of course. You know how cool I think your last name is. I also knew the name of your dog from one of our previous conversations. I thought it was funny and awesome at the same time that you named him that. Cute puppy pic.

Oh yeah.And thank you. It looks like he has a lazy eye in that pic.

[Baloo]

What a beautiful cat. I love that color of cats. I only have a picture of him from when he was a puppy. I forgot to mention that he has some Jack Russel in him. What an odd mix.


I forgot to mention, his name is Ivan. It would be a lot more funny if you knew my last name. I think you do, right QuickSciFi?

That's right, your last name is Drago isn't it? Hehehe.

[Rusty Venture]

So, do you guys have any pet stories?

No, but I do have some advice.

Eat less fiber.

[Karakasa-Obake]

No, but I do have some advice.

Eat less fiber.

Once again,

[Phantar]

My sister (and her husband) have a Rottweiler and three cats. And at times, it practically seems like one of the cats and the dog are thoroughly in love! The dog gets all happy and excited when the cats shows up, while the cat loves to nestle herself in the dogs fur, roll herself up, and fall asleep.

And when I say the dog gets excited, I mean it. One day I was standing in the backyard, minding my own business, when I see the cat approaching from across the yard. The next second I was struck from behind by 40 kilos of adolescent Rottweiler darting towards the cat. While I was flying through the air the dog merrily chased the cat across the garden. Then the cat had enough, turned around... and started chasing the dog! The two of them do that all the time... I've noticed cars passing by stopping at the roadside, passengers staring in disbelief as the small cat was chasing that huge dog.

At another time the two were sleeping, once more nestled together. Then the cat started licking it's fur (as cats are wont to do), and continued by licking the dogs face as well. The dog woke up, and curiously watched what the cat did. Then, he repaid the favor. With one giant lick with his tonge he licked once across the entire cat, who then was slobberingly wet. Needless to say, the cat didn't look all that amused.