Neighbour issues!

[Dunn]

So basically, I have a nutjob as a neighbour. He seems to be fond of pumpin' shittastic "reaggeton" in the middle of the night during regular workdays. And pretty much any time you really don't need, nor want it. That, along with shouting like a pissed off fuckin' chimp with his most likely just-as-dumb friends. This is unbearable and we've got to make him move.. once and for all.

Methods we've tried: (other neighbours hate him just as much)

1: Talking to the landlord - he does shit about it, and simply just forward the complaint to the damn neighbour.

2: Asking the neighbour in a polite manner to lower the volume, or atleast the bass. - says ok, but yet again; does nothing.

3: High volume-music of my own when he's at his worst. Note that my speakers buttfucks his reggaeton by a landslide. Tried Speedcore/Terror, Gabber Christmas-tunes, Dubstep, Drum 'n' Bass. I even raised the volume in a specific part of a terror-tune that has a sample sayin' "Shut the fuck up!" - He lowers his volume for 15mins, and raises it again.

I've had long thoughts as to how to beat his ass in the most degrading way, but I can't come up with anything other that i've tried than just.. beating him up. And I really wouldn't like the pigs knocking on my door one day.

So.. suggestions?

[Flygon]

Do what my father did.

Move out.

Why else am I in a new house.

[Rusty Venture]

Simple and brutal plan:

Buy ear plugs.

Find the "Barney the Dinosaur" theme song.

Insert ear-plugs

Play "Barney theme" full blast and on infinite loop.

[Dunn]

Simple and brutal plan:

Buy ear plugs.

Find the "Barney the Dinosaur" theme song.

Insert ear-plugs

Play "Barney theme" full blast and on infinite loop.

Actually sounds like a solid plan, I have a vague memory of that tune.

[Rusty Venture]

I have a vague memory of that tune.

Your sanity dictates you keep it that way.


It is also proven, the US military has used that theme to draw out baddies holed up in buildings.

[Dunn]

Your sanity dictates you keep it that way.


It is also proven, the US military has used that theme to draw out baddies holed up in buildings.

was this shit ever used in the same manner?:

[TmEE]

Simple and brutal plan:

Buy ear plugs.

Find the "Barney the Dinosaur" theme song.

Insert ear-plugs

Play "Barney theme" full blast and on infinite loop.

that is evil :P

[Knuckle Duster]

You should put the Burzum and Emperor discographies, & the soundtrack to Star Wars on a random play list, elevate and mount your speakers facing his direction, let your woofer hug whatever wall he's behind (Or mount it to the ceiling if hes above.) Turn it up and leave the place.

Black metal wailing and epic movie scores after a heavy night of partying would drive most people crazy.

[Metal_Sonic]

I'll give you the same advice I give to everyone. Go into his apartment and fuck his brains out.

[Iron Lizard]

Iron Lizard's wife says - kontakta hyresgastforeningen eller ring polisen.

[Nick16]

I'll give you the same advice I give to everyone. Go into his apartment and fuck his brains out.

[tz101]

This has worked to some degree with my rock n' roll neighbor who holds his band practices twice a week close to my listening ears.

Go to Yahoo people search, Intelius.com, Google earth or whatever means to find out his name. This might even be as simple as asking some other neighbors.

After you know his name and address, turn him out to every free mail catalog service there is. They are easy to find by googling for "free catalogs". And don't have catalogs sent for anything he's interested in like reggaeton or what not. No, send him through-the-mail catalogs for stuff like quilting and gay rights. Bombard the guy. I am not kidding.

One other tactic: Your town has to have some enforceable noise ordinances. Call the police when he has his idiot friends over for their loud sessions. Hopefully, he has some underage friends who are drunk when the law enforcement authorities arrive.

[Honey the Cat]

Hmm...








Choose your weapon.

[GohanX]

Seriously, call the police. After a couple of times they will start writing tickets, and they are going to get expensive. He'll either move or turn the shit down.

Either that, or make the guy disappear.

[tz101]

This neighbor must have a job? Else how does he pay the rent?

Find out when he sleeps. Maybe he works an off-shift job because he seems to like the late night hours. So if his main sleeping time is middle of the day, then that is the best time of day to implement the aforementioned "simple and brutal plan". Timing is everything.